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  1. Best things I heard today. Eddie Murphy's "Party All The Time" and from a 2.5 year-old, "Miss Robin, do you want to see my penis?" about 17 hours ago from Echofon
  2. Suggestions for online portfolio sites or create your own website besides iWeb? 8:40 AM Dec 24th from web
  3. is tired of being cold all the time. I can't believe I actually paid to go to Antarctica. 9:22 AM Dec 23rd from web
  4. Got to ride another vintage bus today circa 1956. The driver said he prefers to drive these relics because they don't have heat. 2:19 PM Dec 18th from web
  5. http://twitpic.com/twc9n - This is how I got to work today. On a 1958 vintage NYC bus. So cool! 9:39 AM Dec 17th from TwitPic
  6. Reading my 6th grade poems tonight at Mortified at 9 p.m. www.getmortified.com 9:31 AM Dec 17th from web
  7. @theingrid I couldn't help myself. I wanted everyone to see my pale white belly. Sorry to offend you. ;) 2:05 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to theingrid
  8. Overheard in a meeting, "We need to put a stake in the sand." If that's the case, then they should also "put a line in the ground." 8:22 AM Dec 16th from web
  9. Tiger's sponsor, Accenture, pulled out from his endorsement deal. If only Tiger had pulled out, he wouldn't be in this mess. ;) 11:38 AM Dec 14th from web
  10. Just getting back from my Houston gig. Highlight? The mechanical bull. 12:27 PM Dec 6th from Echofon
  11. Off on my maiden trip to Houston! 7:11 AM Dec 5th from Echofon
  12. Does anyone have any interesting tidbits about Houston? I'm heading there tomorrow to host a show. 5:24 PM Dec 4th from web
  13. My Mom just told me that the icons on the Facebook homepage map look like nipples. All class all the time with the Gelfenbiens. 7:25 PM Dec 1st from Echofon
  14. Lady in the lav put her call on hold and at the end had to explain that the toilet automatically flushes. How about "Can I call you back?!" 10:10 AM Nov 30th from web
  15. Wishes the 7 year-old sitting next to her would stop reading the juicy Wienermobile story she's writing and drink his damn coffee! 1:22 PM Nov 29th from Echofon
  16. The best family greeting I got this Thanksgiving came from my aunt, "Are you wearing a bra?" 8:12 PM Nov 26th from Echofon
  17. Cab driver is shaving. How 'bout shaving some $$$ off the meter? ;) 6:59 AM Nov 25th from Echofon
  18. One last note on this Ponzi scheme. I thought his worst offense was telling me I looked like John Cusack back in the day. 7:34 PM Nov 23rd from web
  19. Ponzi Mike's dad was also a member of the police department. This story gets crazier by the second. 7:15 PM Nov 23rd from web
  20. I'd also like to add that he was the only other person in my high school with a Jewish last name....and he wasn't Jewish. :) 7:14 PM Nov 23rd from web