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Ugh headache AGAIN? This is NOT OK about 13 hours ago from web
@ericadscott Bahaha things I'm not missing upstairs right now... Poon & babypowder. Things I am missing... youuuuu ;) about 14 hours ago from web in reply to ericadscott
RT @spydergrrl: RT @thinkgeek: We hereby declare today Tauntaun Tuesday!! We're giving 1 Tauntaun every 2 hours; just @ reply to enter! ... about 16 hours ago from web
Whenever I walk into a new room I check for a candy bowl. If I were Mario, candy would be my golden coins. about 17 hours ago from web
Today I appear to be working three positions on one salary. I am now quite tired and ADD. 12:57 PM Dec 10th from web
@anxiousdog I would LOVE to get hand knit anything at a white elephant party. Sounds great to me... 12:30 PM Dec 10th from web in reply to anxiousdog
Wow, two "y'alls" in one tweet... the Southern Belle in me is obviously fighting for release. brb, gotta go squelch THAT uprising.. 12:01 PM Dec 9th from web
Awww y'all missed me sooo much, didn't you... I can see it in the sad eyes and lonely gazes of all y'alls photos and avatars... 12:00 PM Dec 9th from web
@Michael_Angelos Fav holiday traditions.. caroling, egg nog while decorating the Christmas tree, Christmas eve w/ the whole fam together :) 11:59 AM Dec 9th from web in reply to Michael_Angelos
My foot is already falling asleep too. Criss-cross-apple-sauce and a fat cat wanting to snuggle just don't mix. 4:57 PM Nov 29th from web
Sooooo much to do and so little time! And wouldn't you know, the cat chose *now* to settle in on my lap for some devoted purring... 4:49 PM Nov 29th from web
@merechristina Hehehe passing on your comments to the stubborn boyfriend now. WE WILL PREVAIL!! ;P 12:00 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to merechristina
Blogging, not ME! An abyss, a neglected boyfriend, and other tales of woe and excitement. http://twurl.nl/g6xg1o 11:54 AM Nov 24th from web
To make my outfit that much more awesome, I'm wearing my "fat pants" today too... 11:30 AM Nov 24th from web
Trying to sneak in & out of my building so that nobody will notice I'm wearing black shoes with brown pants.. I forgot the brown shoes, ok? 11:29 AM Nov 24th from web
Trying to chip away at my boyfriend's objections to buying a wii. Help me think of good objection-busters ppl... 9:29 AM Nov 24th from web
@kisatrtle Oh no! Poor thing, hope she's feeling better... 8:59 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to kisatrtle
@merechristina Oooh you moved?? How's the new place? Newly painted and smelling of bacon sounds like a great way to start off! 8:46 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to merechristina
@carrieactually Awww are you a cat person too? I think I missed that somehow. Uber cute! 8:40 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to carrieactually
@carrieactually Hey! :) Yeah um, I think I tripped and fell off the face of the planet. I'm climbing back on now though, I swear!! 8:38 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to carrieactually

Name Sarah Eliza
Location down South y'all.
Web http://devastateb...
Bio Expeditioners to Self-Actualization will encounter pop-culture, money matters, DIYmadness, cooking skilz,saving the planet, and wildly varied adventures. Ready?