Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving RDLevitt's tweets.
Already using Twitter from your phone? Click here.
RDLevitt
What's the difference between Tiger Woods & Santa? Santa stops after three ho's.about 15 hours agofrom txt
Fasting for tomorrow's cholesterol test. Only one thing a sane person would do now: look @ cookie recipes on @smittenkitchen9:09 PM Dec 16thfrom web
There's a Bobcat outside repetitively scooping snow into a dumpster. It reminds me so much of Wall-E that I'm not even annoyed by the noise.8:51 PM Dec 14thfrom Seesmic
Online with Comcast to figure out why I still have cable yet haven't received a bill in like 2 months. How woefully ethical am I?12:00 PM Dec 12thfrom Seesmic
Once you know that 'beastiality' is 5 syllables, the rest of the haiku just writes itself.8:46 PM Dec 11thfrom txt