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  1. What's the difference between Tiger Woods & Santa? Santa stops after three ho's.
  2. Fasting for tomorrow's cholesterol test. Only one thing a sane person would do now: look @ cookie recipes on @smittenkitchen
  3. @BubbleWolf Serious question? If it is, I'll think about it. If not, [insert Twilight joke here].
  4. (The trivializing of death via FB group, not the death itself)
  5. Fargo native killed in car accident at 2pm today. FB remembrance group created at 6pm. Not sure how I feel about this.
  6. All done with MBA apps. What on earth am I going to do with all this free time? Oh yeah, Netflix.
  7. It's a frap!!!! http://epicwinftw.com/2009/12/11/admiral-ackbar-approved/
  8. There's a Bobcat outside repetitively scooping snow into a dumpster. It reminds me so much of Wall-E that I'm not even annoyed by the noise.
  9. @BubbleWolf Oh no! The Hanukkah monster? With his sharp dreidel teeth and latke hands? I'll fix it, I promise!
  10. 3rd full day of Hanukkah. I should probably start shopping or something.
  11. It's put up or shut up time: @jennalyndsey and I are headed to trivia at @331club, the most famously hip trivia in Mpls. Woo!
  12. @MikeRylander Please tell me you're playing the "Insensitive jock trying to convince girl that condoms don't let you 'feel anything'."
  13. @johncmayer Everyone knows that Accenture makes those little plastic tables that come with delivered pizza
  14. Thumbs up. This jackass deserves whatever he gets RT @nytimes: Berlusconi Is Punched at Rally http://bit.ly/5m8Rhq
  15. Cable TV haters have clearly never experienced a "The Presidents" marathon on History Channel.
  16. @BubbleWolf Happy birthday!!!
  17. @raychampagne I know, I've mentioned them like three times rapid fire. It's like summoning Beetlejuice
  18. On with Comcast's brightest mind, Jose.
  19. Online with Comcast to figure out why I still have cable yet haven't received a bill in like 2 months. How woefully ethical am I?
  20. Once you know that 'beastiality' is 5 syllables, the rest of the haiku just writes itself.