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  1. have probably surpassed world record for most times hitting reset button on wireless mouse in order to delay inevitable battery renewal.
  2. RT @mgoblog: MGoPost: Hanging Ain't Today http://bit.ly/4LRLq1
  3. @lianamaeby "Gandolfiending" Rotund actor travels in search of women, stromboli in this hit new reality show #tvshowpunnames
  4. Check me out! http://bit.ly/aFUyk New blog post on Minor, sacrifice, and general rugged awesomeness. #allin
  5. @fennrock calling a gucci-wayne-cam song "Stupid Wild" feels incredibly redundant.
  6. RT @RealWizKhalifa: i just finished 2 bottles of champagne w/ 2 people I'm sure I met in another lifetime....
  7. Let's all congratulate Stacie on her promotion from Bartender to Friend #thehills
  8. @cianoday excellent point. the "seductive entry, dense middle, long return" on RBUAS is actually how the website describes the wine.
  9. Woodson: 9 tackles, sack, INT, 2 forced fumbles, cleans gutters, rotates tires, re-grouts tile in bathroom, takes family parasailing
  10. @sbell021 impossible to dispute its accuracy although the last thing the team needs is a fragmented locker room.
  11. Mike Martin: "I have a feeling guys were out of their gaps behind us. We're always picking up our LB & DB. But we're not pointing fingers."
  12. At this point the Heisman should just be turned into a statue of a large man blindsiding a quarterback.
  13. Chased By Jonas Mouton: A new horror film in which there are no victims because the killer keeps breaking into the wrong house.
  14. @straightbangin http://bit.ly/2YV19j no word yet whether any were interior decorators
  15. Belle & Sebastian #indiemoviecliche
  16. Am I the only one who thinks the beginning of Alicia Keys' new single sounds like its going to turn into the Bulls' starting lineup music?
  17. @drsaturday @edsbs Calling out former lover's name during intercourse = Danielson accidentally referring to Saban as "Urban" just now
  18. RT @PaulVBlue 4th and 10 play == 2009 Michigan season. Hope, magic and luck eventually crushed by reality
  19. Things more difficult than scoring on Michigan's D: microwaving, doing laundry, deciding if you'd like fries with that
  20. desperately seeking: minordoingjordanshrug.jpg