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  1. Is it RALPH's fault Oz lost the Ashes? Mitch Johnson blames his poor form on a spat with his mum after his missus Jess Bratich posed for us 3:51 PM Nov 23rd from web
  2. Did you hear that dull painful thud? It was our hearts filling with wet cement. Turns out Jessica Alba loves Coldplay. She's not perfect! 6:31 AM Nov 21st from web
  3. Drowning our sorrows over Rove's retirement from TV. OK, we’re just using him as an excuse to sink piss at the new joint next door. 8:30 PM Nov 15th from web
  4. Anyone that doesn't wear a toga to the office this week is fired! Next week, too. 4:42 AM Nov 13th from web
  5. Dear RALPH staff member going to Fiji for two weeks - you suck. 1:17 AM Nov 11th from web
  6. @airbriggs No hoodies in Shep? 1:12 AM Nov 11th from web in reply to airbriggs
  7. Dear MC Hammer - you can't touch this ( . ) ( . ) 2:46 PM Nov 9th from web
  8. Who decided it was a good idea for our editor to have a radio show on Triple M? At least he's got good hair for it. Sorry, we mean no hair 5:47 PM Nov 5th from web
  9. Today's plan: Talk about cricket, download movies illegally, interview some band, pub, lunch, email Trials, pub with Underbelly blokes, home 2:54 PM Nov 5th from web
  10. Dear internet. Love your work. But please, stop asking if we need to "add extra inches". We're fine, thanks. Yours sincerely, RALPH 2:50 PM Nov 3rd from web
  11. It was like FlashForward - the nation stopped. Except when it restarted we'd all lost money 8:49 PM Nov 2nd from web
  12. How long is "the race that stops the nation" actually supposed to "stop the nation" Is it OK to start now? 3:31 PM Nov 1st from web
  13. Working back on Friday night to finish deadline would suck heaps more if there wasn't beer and Snoop Dogg involved... 12:12 AM Oct 30th from web
  14. Why isn't there a sport involving mice, rice, beer and golf balls? We'd win that, for sure! 4:20 AM Oct 29th from web
  15. @MrTrials Shoulda gone to Wu Tang tonight... 4:16 AM Oct 29th from web in reply to MrTrials
  16. Can someone lend us a table cloth? We're going to a Halloween party as the cravat bloke from MasterChef and can't find neck wear big enough 2:42 PM Oct 28th from web
  17. Stuff we need today: Coffee, a new mouse pad, some new CDs, beer, three midget clowns, and some tasty cheese. Can anyone help us out here? 3:44 PM Oct 27th from web
  18. So maybe we forgot to save the world. But we had some kick-arse sushi! Anyone ready to step-up on the world-saving bit, let us know. Rpraznt 8:19 AM Oct 27th from web
  19. Things to do today: Write entertaining Tweet. Finish half a magazine. Eat lunch. Hire midget clown for photo shoot. Nap. Save the world. 3:13 PM Oct 26th from web
  20. Monday morning. Deadline week. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care! 3:40 PM Oct 25th from web