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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. -Mark Twain8:48 AM May 14thvia quip_quotes
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. -Oscar Wilde1:41 PM May 11thvia quip_quotes
Going to church doesn`t make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. -Laurence Peter1:11 PM May 11thvia quip_quotes
Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. -Rita Rudner12:07 PM May 11thvia quip_quotes
Faith is not only in the heart; it should be put into words. -Nachman of Bratslav11:36 AM May 11thvia quip_quotes
Washington is a Hollywood for ugly people. Hollywood is a Washington for the simpleminded. -John McCain11:06 AM May 11thvia quip_quotes
A man doesn`t automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it. -Jack Handey10:35 AM May 11thvia quip_quotes
The only thing that does not change is that at any and every time it appears that there have been `great changes.` -Marcel Proust10:05 AM May 11thvia quip_quotes
We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it`s there for emergencies but he hopes he`ll never have to use it. -C.S. Lewis9:44 AM May 9thvia quip_quotes