Qui_Gon
Every time I see a padawan braid I just want to yank it.
| Qui_Gon I think I figured out why the darkside of the force is so attractive to some: they're allowed to get laid. |
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| Qui_Gon It's amusing to watch the younglings train with lightsabres. One was a bit overenthusiastic and nearly took off Yoda's head. |
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| Qui_Gon One thing I miss about being alive? Being able to force trick people. How come now that I'm one with the force I no longer can use it? |
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| Qui_Gon Y'know the force afterlife is going to get awfully crowded after Order 66. I'd better stake out my territory quick. |
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| Qui_Gon Got together for coffee with the other force ghosts today, my treat. Hope Obi-wan doesn't notice that I stole his piggy bank. |
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| Qui_Gon @EmpPalpatine No, no, it was that super tattooed punk Darth Maul. Those darn kids and their tattoos, think they're so tough. |
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| Qui_Gon I could really go for a death stick right now. |
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| Qui_Gon Don't play poker with Jawas. The little wretches have impeccable poker faces. |
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| Qui_Gon Being kicked out of the movie theater because I am unable to turn off my blue glow is discrimination! |
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| Qui_Gon Christmas shopping is enough to turn anyone to the darkside. |
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| Qui_Gon The Christmas season on Tatooine is slightly less than jolly. Maybe I'll decorate Jabba instead of a Christmas tree. |
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| Qui_Gon November already? I guess I'd better start looking for a Christmas present for Obi-Wan...Maybe another cactus. |
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| Qui_Gon The blue glowy force ghost thing is getting old. Do you know how hard it is to sleep when one is a giant blue night light? |
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| Qui_Gon Haunting Jawas. By the Force, I'm bored. |
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| Qui_Gon Having amazing force skills to cheat with at the pod-races is not as much fun when one is intangible. |
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| Qui_Gon Won the Force's annual poker tournament. Beat out Darth Maul who only had a pair of twos in his last hand. |
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| Qui_Gon I don't see why Obi-Wan would complain, it was a perfectly good rock. I spent an entire minute in the desert picking it out. |
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| Qui_Gon Bored with the fridge, read Anakin's diary instead. Obi-Wan, that kid is messed up. I'd have done a waaaay better job raising the brat. |
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| Qui_Gon In retrospect, perhaps I could have been a more supportive Master....http://tinyurl.com/yr994w |
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