QueenSarah2062
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I'm getting so tired of coloring my roots gray every month, just so I can look mature.
1:25 PM May 29th
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I'm so glad the hummingbirds are back. Maybe they'd stay all year if we made it easier for them to become US citizens.
9:23 AM May 7th
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Baltimore Orioles found my hummingbird feeders. Setting up a feeder just for them. They'll need nutrition to keep their standing in AL East.
9:21 AM May 7th
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No stars for that last tweet. I thought it was automatic stars for implying certain body parts, but I guess that was a phallusy.
5:47 PM May 6th
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No wonder Missouri is so depressing. They took the word Misery & accented the 2nd syllable. Woulda sounded more fun if they used happiness.
5:30 PM May 6th
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I feel like listening to Jimi Hendrix. But not until after I've finished listening to Jimi Hendrviii.
5:20 PM Apr 19th
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For those who go to church, Happy Palm Sunday. For those who don't, Happy Facepalm Sunday.
5:24 AM Apr 1st
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I drove up to the ATM & just for fun I pushed "Spanish." That was a mistake. Now I have to go into the bank to exchange these pesos
12:11 PM Feb 2nd
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I apologize for the loud cluster chords I played while rehearsing Sunday's anthem. I misread it. I thought it said *bomb* in Gilead. My bad.
6:57 PM Jan 18th
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I used to eat a lot of cold turkey. It was really hard to quit.
1:10 PM Jan 17th
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I am so grateful for the birth of my daughter 26 years ago tomorrow. Because the pregnancy would've gotten pretty uncomfortable by now.
8:16 AM Jan 11th
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My New Years Resolution for 2011 is to try to keep up with the times. Also, this is the year I'm gonna finish what I begi
6:34 AM Jan 1st
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Back in my day, when we got drunk we would wear lampshades on our heads. But now that's considered old hat.
8:32 AM Dec 21st, 2011
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I'm just gonna have to put on my big girl panties. Because these ones with the ruffles that I put on in 1968 are getting pretty gross.
11:22 AM Dec 19th, 2011
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Kim Jong is dead. I didn't even know he was Il. Now the young Un will take over.
5:32 AM Dec 19th, 2011
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Don't buy the "Forever Lazy" as seen on TV. It doesn't work. I put it on and stayed up all night writing a paper that's not even due today.
8:54 AM Dec 6th, 2011
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Before you judge me for being late, walk a mile in my shoes. Then you'll understand I was late because I couldn't find my shoes.
7:49 AM Nov 29th, 2011
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Today I roasted vegetables and did laundry. Got confused and ate a sock. But at least my beets are clean.
6:44 PM Nov 26th, 2011
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To save time, I do a load of laundry each day & put the same clothes back on. Of course there's that awkward 2 hours of being buck naked.
11:58 AM Nov 26th, 2011
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I hope that Kansas teen learned her lesson! If she'd only known it'd make Brownback look like such a fool, she could've made a funnier tweet
9:11 AM Nov 25th, 2011
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- Name QueenSarah2062
- Location Midwest USA
- Bio Music teacher, organist superhero, grad student, mom of Peace Corps volunteer and college student. Need humor for survival.
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