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  1. @PensieveRobin Did you have beans for lunch again? 2:45 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to PensieveRobin
  2. RT @MarinkaNYC: interesting comments on whether p0rn is normal & healthy http://bit.ly/297yEZ 2:22 PM Nov 13th from web
  3. Experimenting with another cookie recipe. Dough tasting suggests husband's co-workers should invest in elastic-waist pants. 2:13 PM Nov 13th from web
  4. RT @mamaspohr: She Would Be Two - http://bit.ly/12YJaX 6:03 AM Nov 11th from web
  5. FYI: Applications to date me must now stop. My husband decided to claim me as his wife on Facebook. 5:59 AM Nov 11th from web
  6. He'd rather cancel his account than say he's married to me. RT @Wally_Hitchcock: @QueenOfShake I'm just going to cancel the account anyway. 7:21 AM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  7. @mamabirddiaries The problem with younger guys is I'm not making the same mistake twice. This time I'll marry for money. 7:15 AM Nov 10th from web in reply to mamabirddiaries
  8. Did I also forget to mention that my husband didn't even mark himself AS MARRIED when he joined FB? 7:14 AM Nov 10th from web
  9. @mamabirddiaries Well, I hear FB has been taken over by "old" people, so maybe I should just start there since I'm not claimed anyway. 7:12 AM Nov 10th from web in reply to mamabirddiaries
  10. Should I take applications? It's been so long I've forgotten the protocol. RT @mamabirddiaries @QueenOfShake It means you're free to date. 7:05 AM Nov 10th from web
  11. My husband hasn't claimed me as his spouse on Facebook. What can this mean? 6:56 AM Nov 10th from web
  12. What makes tropical storms exciting? Wondering how long you can put off your shower before you lose power. #ida 1:25 PM Nov 9th from web
  13. @KnowMeLoveMe Apparently the secret cleaning ingredient is LSD. 1:22 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to KnowMeLoveMe
  14. @VDog I think the reason Fly Lady's sink shines so brightly is because she's on psychedelic drugs. She probably does LSD. 1:19 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to VDog
  15. @bejewell And I'm pretty sure I hate you now too. 1:16 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to bejewell
  16. I just shined my sink as per Fly Lady and the Universe didn't move. I don't feel happier. What the hell? 1:11 PM Nov 9th from web
  17. Hurricane preparation. Let's just call it Preparation H for short. http://bit.ly/2TW1am 6:54 AM Nov 9th from web
  18. Nope, not there. And now neither are any Milky Way bars. 11:05 AM Nov 6th from web
  19. Maybe they are hiding in the boys' Halloween candy. I'm gonna check there. 11:03 AM Nov 6th from web
  20. I'm on painting break. Still no black panties or wall quotes. Where the hell could they be hiding? 11:01 AM Nov 6th from web