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  1. You don't believe in Xmas magic? Get this: 3 lbs of fudge in the pan turns into 15 lbs on your hips. THAT is magic, people.
  2. Loyalty has benefits, as does taking your kid to the liquor store: http://bit.ly/4AvkCf
  3. Also, I love the assy drinking tales in the comments of the giveaway. Makes me feel normal! http://bit.ly/4TWijp
  4. The @MouthyHousewife is giving away a Lands' End sweater in time for Christmas! Enter here: http://bit.ly/4TWijp
  5. RT @MouthyHousewife What to do if you're unfollowed. Mouthy Housewife Twitter etiquette! http://bit.ly/8xq86U
  6. @cc_chapman
  7. Actual words to my husband: If I'm going to lie, I'm going to lie with integrity!
  8. @vboykis I was 22. It was young. It was crazy. But I've lived to tell the tale and already have legal rights to half his 401(k), so there!
  9. You know what makes the holiday bright? Peach bourbon sours, that's what.
  10. RT @MouthyHousewife: Have you entered our contest to win a $200 gift certificate for TOMS shoes yet? What are you waiting for? http://ti ...
  11. RT @MouthyHousewife: How to Make Your Office Party More Fun (and it's not by Xeroxing your heinie): http://tinyurl.com/ycx43dh
  12. The quirky kid's version of Where's Waldo: http://bit.ly/4tj0pB
  13. @mrschicken Happy birthday to her!
  14. How cool - invertebrate animal discovered using tools: http://bit.ly/5MxZrx
  15. @thatwebchick Of course he is! I just hope he find time in his busy world-saving schedule to come visit me in the looney bin.
  16. @bejewell OR? 5318008. Which is BOOBIES. Much better than BOOBLESS.
  17. @calymo You shouldn't drop acid at work, what is this craziness you speak of!
  18. @PsychMamma You want to cover cleavage? I don't understand this?
  19. Today's #FF: @theBitchinWife because she misses her husband & is lonely. This #FF excludes all p0rn Twitter bots, btw.
  20. The evil genius' favorite goodie bag treat from school xmas party? A calculator. He's enthralled. I think I'm scared.