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  1. You don't believe in Xmas magic? Get this: 3 lbs of fudge in the pan turns into 15 lbs on your hips. THAT is magic, people. about 23 hours ago from web
  2. Loyalty has benefits, as does taking your kid to the liquor store: http://bit.ly/4AvkCf 7:31 AM Dec 17th from web
  3. Also, I love the assy drinking tales in the comments of the giveaway. Makes me feel normal! http://bit.ly/4TWijp 7:17 AM Dec 17th from web
  4. The @MouthyHousewife is giving away a Lands' End sweater in time for Christmas! Enter here: http://bit.ly/4TWijp 7:15 AM Dec 17th from web
  5. RT @MouthyHousewife What to do if you're unfollowed. Mouthy Housewife Twitter etiquette! http://bit.ly/8xq86U 6:33 AM Dec 17th from web
  6. @cc_chapman 6:28 AM Dec 17th from web in reply to cc_chapman
  7. Actual words to my husband: If I'm going to lie, I'm going to lie with integrity! 6:10 PM Dec 16th from web
  8. @vboykis I was 22. It was young. It was crazy. But I've lived to tell the tale and already have legal rights to half his 401(k), so there! 2:38 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to vboykis
  9. You know what makes the holiday bright? Peach bourbon sours, that's what. 2:18 PM Dec 16th from web
  10. RT @MouthyHousewife: Have you entered our contest to win a $200 gift certificate for TOMS shoes yet? What are you waiting for? http://ti ... 8:19 AM Dec 15th from web
  11. RT @MouthyHousewife: How to Make Your Office Party More Fun (and it's not by Xeroxing your heinie): http://tinyurl.com/ycx43dh 8:19 AM Dec 15th from web
  12. The quirky kid's version of Where's Waldo: http://bit.ly/4tj0pB 6:45 AM Dec 15th from web
  13. @mrschicken Happy birthday to her! 6:14 AM Dec 15th from web in reply to mrschicken
  14. How cool - invertebrate animal discovered using tools: http://bit.ly/5MxZrx 6:11 AM Dec 15th from web
  15. @thatwebchick Of course he is! I just hope he find time in his busy world-saving schedule to come visit me in the looney bin. 1:39 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to thatwebchick
  16. @bejewell OR? 5318008. Which is BOOBIES. Much better than BOOBLESS. 1:38 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to bejewell
  17. @calymo You shouldn't drop acid at work, what is this craziness you speak of! 1:37 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to calymo
  18. @PsychMamma You want to cover cleavage? I don't understand this? 1:36 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to PsychMamma
  19. Today's #FF: @theBitchinWife because she misses her husband & is lonely. This #FF excludes all p0rn Twitter bots, btw. 1:25 PM Dec 11th from web
  20. The evil genius' favorite goodie bag treat from school xmas party? A calculator. He's enthralled. I think I'm scared. 1:23 PM Dec 11th from web