QueenAlpo
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- My Thanksgiving in two words.
about 22 hours ago
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Laundry, cleaning, and paying bills. I think I'm doing "vacation" wrong.
4:39 AM Nov 25th
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"if guys grow hair on their palms, do girls grow hair on their fingers?"
5:58 PM Nov 24th
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I have decided I fucking deserve a strawberry milkshake. Special emphasis on the "fucking."
4:54 PM Nov 20th
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@ You mean you've got a couple more months in you? Can I borrow one?
9:02 AM Nov 20th
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Love the sunshine, but I'm ready for a new freakin' year. Got one? RT @ It's a new day, it's a new dawn.
7:17 AM Nov 20th
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I'd like to see you in heels too. RT @ mmm I'd like ti see u in heels
6:45 AM Nov 18th
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@ Oh, stop it. You're such an exhibitionist. Hot. *smirk*
5:10 AM Nov 18th
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13 hour workday + high heels + Alli = hysterical catatonia.
8:52 PM Nov 17th
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Got told I have a cute nose when viewed up close on VP. This makes me wonder what it looks like from far away...
7:02 AM Nov 17th
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Trying to think of kid-friendly/free activity out of house. Having about as much success as a beauty queen achieving world peace.
2:52 PM Nov 14th
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@ I have not joined the crackberry epidemic. It's plain ol' text for me.
1:34 PM Nov 14th
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Offspring: "someday when I get big and have a baby, you'll become a grandma and die. 'Cause that's what happens to grandmas."
9:38 AM Nov 14th
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I used to call NY/NJ "New Bambicide." I propose the state of MD be included in that glorious union. @ @ @ @
7:41 AM Nov 13th
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They're everywhere! RT @ Saw doe avoid becoming by leaping over concrete barrier & darting between cars -style
7:39 AM Nov 13th
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Dear @, Do re mi fa so la ti do. Happy now? Good. Now: up yours. Love, your songbird.
7:37 AM Nov 13th
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@ @ Oh my god. Horny geeks. I think I love you.
9:21 AM Nov 12th
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RT @ "The vagina is part of the reproductive system and not just a sterile hole for your dick." RAWK.
9:18 AM Nov 12th
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Home now. Going to dream of busted deer guts and virgin bagels on wheels tonight.
9:04 PM Nov 11th
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Just passed Maidenhead Bagel Co. in Trenton. NJ, you are one innocent state.
5:06 PM Nov 11th
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- Name Allison Polk
- Location Planet Earth
- Web http://queenalpo.com
- Bio MFA Creative Writing student at Goddard, deaf author of a thousand unpublished dreams
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