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  1. Miley, if I mean anything to you...tweet for Fuzzy....or don't. I don't really care. http://mileysavefuzzy.com/
  2. @dsilverman Where's this 'instant gratification I'm supposed to be getting?'
  3. The frozen pizza was exceptionally chewy tonight.
  4. Only 79 % interest on my new Visa? What a deal!! http://bit.ly/1pkTc5
  5. Nobody reads blogs anymore. What? It's just me?
  6. Autumn in Houston....yeah, like that really happens. http://bit.ly/125Tne
  7. Do you have to be a carnivore to eat this stuff? http://bit.ly/ZDHYW
  8. So a scan saying you have a hole in your heart isn't necessarily a bad thing, right? You need holes to plug the veins into, right?
  9. I have not let my allergy to sea scallops interfere with my enjoyment of life. I still do most of the things normal people do.
  10. Prunella Farquar has no secrets. Why would she?
  11. Fasten your seat belts, we're in for lumpy gravy tonight.
  12. Eatn' popsicles...the good kind.
  13. I brushed my teeth with Triple Antibiotic Ointment this morning. Damn gels!
  14. Today's luncheon will include shrimp toast and cherry wine. Be ready for the hard sell.
  15. No paper towels!!??!! Just hand blowers!!! Dang!!
  16. Judging by my comments, this has to be the most controversial thing I've ever posted http://tiny.cc/CMPWU
  17. Naked pictures on my blog today http://tiny.cc/YV3ea
  18. Is it cool to steal one of your kids's Hostess Ding-Dongs in the middle of the night...because you know they've got a secret stash?
  19. Why does my calendar have 31 days in June? Who printed this?
  20. Any advice on getting white-out off of a turtle? Okay...I didn't think so.