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  1. No paper towels!!??!! Just hand blowers!!! Dang!!
  2. Judging by my comments, this has to be the most controversial thing I've ever posted http://tiny.cc/CMPWU
  3. Naked pictures on my blog today http://tiny.cc/YV3ea
  4. Is it cool to steal one of your kids's Hostess Ding-Dongs in the middle of the night...because you know they've got a secret stash?
  5. Why does my calendar have 31 days in June? Who printed this?
  6. Any advice on getting white-out off of a turtle? Okay...I didn't think so.
  7. Do we always have to talk about computering? Can't we mention Steve Buscemi just once?!
  8. "The most efficient light bulbs are often the funniest looking ones."---Prunella Farquar
  9. How can I thread my shoelaces when all the plastic end things came off?
  10. Did someone reset my clocks? I can't be running late...again!!!
  11. My little toenail just fell off. Why do we even have them?
  12. What should I download to my Kindle? I've read both the books in my archives.
  13. I didn't trust my son, but he was right. No school today. http://tiny.cc/03zZd
  14. I really should have washed the knife first...too late now.
  15. I went to class naked again last night. I hate those dreams.
  16. Hey literature lovers, I wrote a really, really, really short story. http://tiny.cc/Lozf1
  17. Holy Moly! There's been a spider in my shoe all this time.
  18. Someone messaged me and I can't answer because I don't even know what a MIME site is. No! No! Don't tell me! I don't want technology.
  19. Social networking here I come! I found one with old people...I mean...older people. http://tiny.cc/CEXI2
  20. Why are there crumbs in my coffee? I didn't dunk anything.