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TransSiberianOrchestra's CarolOfTheBells:What Xmas sounds like if Santa were taking gifts to Mordor in world populated by Queen guitarists
about 6 hours ago
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Yes, I am a twhore. RT @: Someone who RT's this gets a Follow Friday nod. Merry Christmas!
about 17 hours ago
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Sen. Reid voted No on his $871 billion bill! It's a Christmas mira-- oh wait, no. He switched to Yes. Definitely Yes
about 18 hours ago
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Happy Festivus!
9:50 PM Dec 23rd
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Jersey Shore: This is what Al-Qaeda must use in recruitment films
6:39 PM Dec 23rd
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Watching "Man Vs. Food." He's eating a 10 pound pizza. This is like a snuff film for grease
6:29 PM Dec 23rd
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Was just told I look like a "Banana Republican." For the record that's a slickly dressed male with $100 stickin outta the front pocket
9:19 AM Dec 23rd
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5 Hour Energy: For those people who don't want enough energy to get them through a full work day. Lazy, lazy people
7:36 AM Dec 23rd
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"Hey kids!With the Dewey Decimal System, youll never get..LOST;)"
RT@keaneiscool: Hurley from LOST is in a Hawaii Public Library commercial!
5:03 PM Dec 22nd
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They typed emails, printed them, then read them aloud to e/o. Or so Im told RT @: networks down. How did people work pre-Internet
2:10 PM Dec 22nd
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So if I see you buying Dove soap am I just to assume you have a low self esteem?
8:24 AM Dec 22nd
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Looking forward to the next movie in the continuing American Pie saga, "American Pie: Eugene Levy Needs A 3rd Range Rover"
9:38 PM Dec 21st
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when u go to an all you can eat and have all you can eat...and all he can eat...and all she can eat... (@)
7:01 PM Dec 21st
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Tonight is the longest night of the year. So naturally the Senate will be extra busy voting on sweeping laws
6:54 PM Dec 21st
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Thats the sound of 1000 TiVos defenestrated RT @: new sandiego.gov features: watch CityTV live. Dont miss a second of action!
1:41 PM Dec 21st
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OH: "What do you want from Uncle Vinnie's Pizza? Pizza? Or we can get a kebab from there. He actually changed to Uncle Vinjay recently"
6:45 PM Dec 20th
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That girl just aint right RT @: Brittany Murphy voiced Luanne character on "King of the Hill." Now I care! Please alert the media
2:05 PM Dec 20th
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RT @: Neither is either. >> and each is a leach.
2:03 PM Dec 20th
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RT @: I only keep track of actresses if they're fabulous or *faaaab-u-lous!* >> In other words only Paris Hilton & Perez Hilton?
1:53 PM Dec 20th
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RT @: RT @: Brittany Murphy [who?] has died. >> <--crash course on Brittany Murphy for @
1:38 PM Dec 20th
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- Name MAwbrey
- Location San Diego
- Bio San Diego native. Recovering postmodernist. Purveyor of cheap amusements
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