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  1. @joaovsantos I know.
  2. Twitter is hardly becoming for a superior being such as myself. I must admit though, it's a fine showcase of human stupidity.
  3. @JeanLuc_Picard Oh Jean Luc I always knew you had a soft spot for me. And I'm not talking about that giant soft spot on top of your head.
  4. @DrMcCoy So are you.
  5. @DrMcCoy I'm deeply offended that I was not nominated. How could they not nominate me?
  6. @_SevenofNine_ To employ a popular human phrase: No shit.
  7. Some things never change. Americans still think they're the center of the universe. Nothing could be further from the truth.
  8. Who leaves their state unattended to go frolic in Argentina with their concubine? Humans are a cosmic train wreck...I can't look away.
  9. You know that whole business about Klingons not having head ridges? No comment...
  10. @MU_Briana_Storm Glad I'm not the only one who thinks I'm insightful.
  11. @numanuma321 Such primitive language skills...your species truly is doomed.
  12. @JohnMazza Obviously.
  13. Thought of the day: there's nothing you can do that can make you less of an idiot than you already are. You're human...you can't help it.
  14. @CmndrSpock I think you will find that many human children are just as pathetically immature as @numanuma321. It's a trait of their race.
  15. @Jean_Pierce Wow...you're pathetic.
  16. Sometimes, I just want to snap my fingers and make you all disappear. But then who would I make fun of?
  17. Reports of a Tribble infestation on Twitter have been greatly exaggerated.
  18. @Jean_Pierce My dear, everything I say is useful. It all depends on how you choose to use it.
  19. @Jean_Pierce Aww...your face is troubled. How sad for you.
  20. @trip_tucker Oh there are others. But they're not nearly as...fascinating.