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For Parkville's calendar of events and community information, add @yourparkville. You will love it. So much. 1:01 AM May 18th via web
You'll be sorry you did...at least at some point. @MarkVasto 12:59 AM May 18th via web
If you're into the maniacal ravings of one of America's most cherished newsmen (and aren't easily offended), ring up @MarkVasto for that. 12:58 AM May 18th via web
The @PvilleLuminary twitter feed is going to revert to an all serious, all news account for Parkville, Missouri as of Friday, May 18. #what? 12:55 AM May 18th via web
@kkwhb I think you have to look at him like the slugger every Royals fan wants him to be. There will be dramatic highs and lows. 6:51 AM May 17th via Flipboard in reply to kkwhb
And I wouldn't have the guts to mess with Linda Fiorentino, even if she had a Twitter account. I'd rather wrestle Chute than mess with her. 10:46 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPad
I'd say "feel her up @MollyRingwald" but I think the reference would be lost on many readers. 10:44 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPad
No apologies...I'm loyal to anyone I've ever had a crush on. By the way, @mollyringwald is on Twitter now. 10:42 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPad
@SundusRasheed Richard Simmons and Slim Goodbody, I'm pretty sure are in Madonna's dance troupe but you may want to verify that. 10:34 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPad in reply to SundusRasheed
@Slashleen Easy now...she was Slashleen before there was ever a Slashleen. 10:21 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPad in reply to Slashleen
PeaceJourn Spoke to #SigmaAlphaPi induction ceremony @parkuniversity . Message: become leaders for peace. Text: bit.ly/flYvSF #peace #journalism 10:41 AM May 7th via web Retweeted by PvilleLuminary and 1 other
Reminder: We update the Parkville Police reports every Monday and our local weather forecast is up to the minute at ParkvilleLuminary.com. 10:44 AM May 7th via web
Also, Eli Manning was on SNL! RT @science: Supermassive black hole caught shredding star bit.ly/JEwdW0 10:40 PM May 5th via Flipboard
A bunny beats the horses at Bryant Park Downs. One of the greatest upsets annd sport accomplishments in history. su.pr/4QtrbG 6:07 PM May 4th via Tweet Button
Or, should I say..."Chris." RT "@TarH2O23: Keep serving up meat Everett. Right down the middle." 5:46 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for Android
Until Moustakis breaks a bat over his head & says "this is SPARTA!" the Royals have no chance "@TarH2O23: This is Minnesota Twins baseball." 5:44 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for Android
Chiefs, en guarde! (We're drafting guards. Good thing to be guarded.) 5:41 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for Android
Thunderstorm watch issued. Contact your senator if you're opposed and help defeat this intrusion into our lives. 5:38 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for Android
@JennyJohnsonHi5 :( 5:29 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for Android in reply to JennyJohnsonHi5
@yokoono Come on, Yoko! If we did that we'd be hurtling ourselves into fiery oblivion. 2:54 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for Android in reply to yokoono

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