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Purrgeron

  1. That jerk @JonFDOY installed a fish tank in the apartment but won't let me pick which one is for dinner.
  2. Yes, @RobbPizzDOY moved back home this year. And yes, it means we finally are trading him after all these attempts. #finally
  3. I'm gonna be busy this off season. Gonna lick myself for an hour today and then leave a present for @jonfdoy to find when he gets home.
  4. I may have buried him in my litter box. Check next to the shit I just dropped. RT @JonFDOY: Putting out an Amber alert for @RobbPizzDOY
  5. @TheGardenGlass where's he at?
  6. RT @emily_g_kennedy: @Purrgeron aw! Have someone ship you to Atlanta and I will rub you for days!......wow..that sounded awful lol
  7. @emily_g_kennedy Damn straight. If you're lucky maybe I'll let you rub my belly w/o me scratching you. #badhabits
  8. @emily_g_kennedy it's really hard to approve upon my good looks but I believe @sinderhavan has done just that
  9. What a stud. RT @sinderhavan: Hey @Purrgeron boomsauce...Purrgeron Housesitter Extraordinaire twitpic.com/9imt9p
  10. I need catnip RT @RobbPizzDOY: @Purrgeron Damn, you're surly today. Someone take away your scratching post?
  11. I'm subtle as a brick to your ugly face RT @RobbPizzDOY: @Purrgeron Aren't you supposed to be discrete when talking about moving someone?
  12. I'm still evaluating the DOY staff and haven't made off-season personnel decisions yet. Only 90% truth that I'm shopping @RobbPizzDOY for FA
  13. Jerks. RT @JonFDOY: Rumors of DOY trading @RobbPizzDOY are unfounded. However, we will be active in the blogger free agent market.
  14. @RobbPizzDOY i will Bob Barker you, @emily_g_kennedy @JonFDOY @JustinDOY @PezDOY
  15. @emily_g_kennedy how can you forget me but not those other morons that work for me? @JonFDOY @JustinDOY @PezDOY @RobbPizzDOY
  16. @PabsFromEverett I leave the grunt work to the drones like @robbpizzdoy @justindoy @pezdoy and @jonfdoy
  17. @PabsFromEverett I'm a cat
  18. I put on rectangle glasses and pretend to be Chiarelli. Here's how I handle Boston's free agency. bit.ly/IMJzva #bruins
  19. I call it genius. RT @PezDOY: so @Purrgeron is playing GM and his new Bruins line up is zany.