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purple_martian

  1. Oh God, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas is the saddest movie I've ever seen. Balled my fucking eyes out. about 10 hours ago via txt
  2. Totally lost in San Diego county somewhere, wishing I had GPS. Meh. 6:32 PM Feb 21st via txt
  3. Now the station that was playing nonstop Beatles is now playing Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episodes? I think this person is my soulmate. 6:24 PM Feb 21st via txt
  4. What's a good place to eat in Hillcrast, yo? 5:24 PM Feb 21st via txt
  5. Using yucky frozen vegan food to pack the cooler worked! Time for a nice cold lunch with white wine Balboa Park. :) 12:51 PM Feb 21st via txt
  6. Okay, so I may not be psychic or anything, but I swear to God, I can predict the songs I hear on the radio. 11:17 AM Feb 21st via txt
  7. Is it weird to pack a cooler wih frozen food items instead of ice? Things I'm never going to eat, like vegan chicken. 10:59 AM Feb 21st via txt
  8. They close the door and not let nobody in -- only the strong will survive. 10:15 AM Feb 21st via txt
  9. STeaM mACHiNe 8:17 PM Feb 20th via txt
  10. Developing a strange habit of drenching all the food I eat in black pepper. It's actually very good for you so I guess that's a good thing. 12:32 PM Feb 19th via txt
  11. Late for work, total hot mess, super hungover, and the first thing I have to do when I get to work is sign a consent to be on ABC news. Wtf? 9:38 AM Feb 18th via txt
  12. Peter from Heroes is like a hot Kristen Stewart. 8:18 PM Feb 16th via txt
  13. Maybe you have to remember who you were to figure out who you want to be. 7:48 PM Feb 16th via txt
  14. @AdamDubbaya That is one of the most important times to speak up! I learned that the hard way. 12:23 PM Feb 16th via txt
  15. @AdamDubbaya You normally keep your mouth shut? O_o 11:28 AM Feb 16th via txt
  16. @_brianbabylon Uh...Who are you talking to? 8:09 PM Feb 15th via txt
  17. I can't stop thinking about going home and watching the last season of Heroes. (Thanks, @Babypantss.) What have I become? 12:43 PM Feb 15th via txt
  18. So get this: Joanna and Jackie tried to set up Hot Cop with one of Joanna's friends. Turns out he's a total creep. (Suprise, suprise.) 10:09 AM Feb 15th via txt
  19. To all of my Twitter loves: Roses are red, violets are blue, all of my bases are belong to you. 8:30 PM Feb 14th via txt
  20. As if they wouldn't be upset if their favorite musician/actor/artist died. Like, stfu, you're not special. If you don't care, stop caring. 3:06 PM Feb 12th via txt