PungentCorners
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Flushy flushy flushy. The poo, it's gone mushy. But I doubt that it's going to go.
2:54 AM Sep 10th
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Ploppy ploppy ploppy. The water, it's quite choppy. I think it might overflow.
2:54 AM Sep 10th
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Brick Fists Bob, he does like to gob, on every granny walking by. Some get it in the hair, Bob doesn't care, unlucky ones get it in the eye.
3:13 AM Aug 27th
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My head! My head! It exploded today! Brain stains on the walls, that won't go away. Eyeballs on the ceiling, less than appealing.
1:21 AM Aug 19th
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Socking and stinking and gassing woe. Crawling and slimesome stinking brown toe. A place where on a walk even Edgar Allan Poe wouldn't go.
6:11 AM Aug 1st
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I seem to be getting fatter and fatter, just look at my big belly.
Too many tasty poodles in batter, think I'm turning to smelly jelly.
2:26 AM Jul 16th
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I think I just stood in something quite nasty. I think may have been a sloppy Cornwall type pasty.
6:53 AM Jul 13th
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The too long pong, just wouldn't be gone, it lingered in the hall. The too long pong, just wouldn't be gone, it refused to go at all.
12:10 AM Jul 9th
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There's a lump in my throat, could be the goat that I had for tea. It could be the postman, or maybe his postal van, or maybe his dodgy knee
2:20 PM Jul 8th
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Rain is such a reasuring sound. It comes from up it splashes from down. It comes from all around.
3:20 PM Jul 7th
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Oh, sausage dog, sausage dog, you do smell funny. Your nose is all crusty and you smell worse when it's sunny.
7:11 AM Jul 7th
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Sometimes I hate Mr Guff... but not for long...
1:58 AM Jul 7th
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Today I found something in my ear. Like lemon curd, only less pasty. It did look just a little bit queer. My goodness it was tasty.
10:19 AM Jul 6th
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Sausage dog, sausage dog, oh sausage dog my sweet. Sausage dog my crunchy sausage dog treat.
1:43 AM Jul 5th
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Here she comes, with her umbrella again. She'll jab out your eye and skewer your brain. She doesn't give a damn in the blinding rain.
1:11 PM Jun 26th
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Boooo!
12:24 PM Jun 26th
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I have a bit of a blockage today. It can't have been that apple studel. Maybe it was the main course? Yes, maybe the granny and poodle.
7:13 AM Jun 25th
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Twitter twitter if you can, but not from inside my frying pan.
I'm going to serve you will chips n eggs. Then I'm gonna munch off your legs.
7:13 AM Jun 25th
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Old Bag Pie is my favourite meal. And at 2 for 1 from Asda, they're a steal!
11:26 PM Jun 23rd
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Immeasurably flat! Is how to describe the cat, which was upon sat, by a bottom... immeasurably fat.
3:40 PM Jun 23rd
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- Name Pungent Corners
- Location Under your bed
- Web http://PungentCor...
- Bio I am the thing that grows betwwen your toes. I am the root of all your woes... The ramblings of the beast under your bed...
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