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  1. Flushy flushy flushy. The poo, it's gone mushy. But I doubt that it's going to go.
  2. Ploppy ploppy ploppy. The water, it's quite choppy. I think it might overflow.
  3. Brick Fists Bob, he does like to gob, on every granny walking by. Some get it in the hair, Bob doesn't care, unlucky ones get it in the eye.
  4. My head! My head! It exploded today! Brain stains on the walls, that won't go away. Eyeballs on the ceiling, less than appealing.
  5. Socking and stinking and gassing woe. Crawling and slimesome stinking brown toe. A place where on a walk even Edgar Allan Poe wouldn't go.
  6. I seem to be getting fatter and fatter, just look at my big belly. Too many tasty poodles in batter, think I'm turning to smelly jelly.
  7. I think I just stood in something quite nasty. I think may have been a sloppy Cornwall type pasty.
  8. The too long pong, just wouldn't be gone, it lingered in the hall. The too long pong, just wouldn't be gone, it refused to go at all.
  9. There's a lump in my throat, could be the goat that I had for tea. It could be the postman, or maybe his postal van, or maybe his dodgy knee
  10. Rain is such a reasuring sound. It comes from up it splashes from down. It comes from all around.
  11. Oh, sausage dog, sausage dog, you do smell funny. Your nose is all crusty and you smell worse when it's sunny.
  12. Sometimes I hate Mr Guff... but not for long... http://twitpic.com/9ktz7
  13. Today I found something in my ear. Like lemon curd, only less pasty. It did look just a little bit queer. My goodness it was tasty.
  14. Sausage dog, sausage dog, oh sausage dog my sweet. Sausage dog my crunchy sausage dog treat.
  15. Here she comes, with her umbrella again. She'll jab out your eye and skewer your brain. She doesn't give a damn in the blinding rain.
  16. Boooo! http://tinyurl.com/lg3lw9
  17. I have a bit of a blockage today. It can't have been that apple studel. Maybe it was the main course? Yes, maybe the granny and poodle.
  18. Twitter twitter if you can, but not from inside my frying pan. I'm going to serve you will chips n eggs. Then I'm gonna munch off your legs.
  19. Old Bag Pie is my favourite meal. And at 2 for 1 from Asda, they're a steal!
  20. Immeasurably flat! Is how to describe the cat, which was upon sat, by a bottom... immeasurably fat.