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  1. RT @alex_tangs: My head is about to explode. For realz.<What's up HD?What's goin on?> 39 minutes ago from UberTwitter
  2. @kdengs @sneakersenei Edits round 2 tonight? Gotta happen. We gots to get the final piece done this week. #hustlestartsNOW 44 minutes ago from UberTwitter in reply to kdengs
  3. Happy to be surrounded again by the glory that is the New York woman. #youllalwaysbetheone about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter
  4. I just came to the realization that I am in fact a napkin hoarder. #icanthelpitilovethemallsomuch about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. RT @Mollywho: Best text I got all day: "Sometimes I still think about punching little kids when I see them."<Hahahaha. Amazing.> about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter
  6. @shannonjb77 I'll give you a shot. But I see so much as a hint of anything thats not the running man you ARE OUT!! 10:28 AM Dec 6th from Tweetie in reply to shannonjb77
  7. RT @LirisC: What's every1 doing for New Years?<Getting as far away from the city at possible!> 10:20 AM Dec 6th from UberTwitter
  8. I'm not sure if there is anything worse than being in a group with a girl that refuse to stop doing an awful "robot." 2:01 AM Dec 6th from UberTwitter
  9. I just took one of the biggest shits of my life at a shitty LA club and I have absolutely no remorse. 1:50 AM Dec 6th from UberTwitter
  10. @LeKeithSweat @Punchingllamas Ha. I'm just doing the only thing(s) I know how to do. That's it, that's all. 4:09 PM Dec 5th from UberTwitter in reply to LeKeithSweat
  11. Hot mexican girls are f*ckin awesome, bottom line. Try to argue that with me and you'll lose because you're wrong. 3:49 PM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
  12. This goddamn garbage can looks like an asshole.& not the kind of "asshole" that I am, the kind where shit come http://tweetphoto.com/5898554 1:21 PM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
  13. Great Jason, go to college in at a small private school in Waltham, Ma. Good decision. #fml http://tweetphoto.com/5896850 12:54 PM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
  14. L.A.'s sunglass game is god awful. 55 year old man with stone washed levis, EEE wide New Balances and $450 Gucci shades. 12:19 PM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
  15. If you're a chick and wear white pants in the winter you better f*ckin have nice ass. Thankfully this Arizona fan does. 11:56 AM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
  16. They serve a minimum of 2 beers at a time at this USC tailgate and I couldn't be more excited about it. 11:07 AM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
  17. I seriously made a terrible mistake in choosing my college. #biggestregretofmylife 11:04 AM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
  18. @RheVallee @Punchingllamas haha yes I am. In santa monica now, where you at? 12:19 AM Dec 5th from UberTwitter in reply to RheVallee
  19. @RheVallee rpt 11:57 PM Dec 4th from UberTwitter in reply to RheVallee
  20. @RheVallee hahaha you out here? 11:54 PM Dec 4th from UberTwitter in reply to RheVallee
  • Name Jason Burke
  • Location Under your covers.
  • Web http://www.punchi...
  • Bio I'm bigger than you. Literally and figuratively.
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