Get short, timely messages from pumpkinklng.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @Pumpkinklng.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow Pumpkinklng to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

Pumpkinklng

  1. Being forced to watch extreme home makeover: here is a list of diseases I would rather have : pink eye, flu, mild rectal itch etc...
  2. @AnthonyCumia @neontaster "work place violence?" I guess Qadafi's death was caused by disgruntled employees?
  3. @AnthonyCumia I finally understand your paranoia there are 2 points of entry by the tv alone
  4. In '88 I sneezed during the ASVAB. The periods flew off the page. Should I pick them up? Screw it the janitor will get them. Scored top 4%
  5. Help, in Columbus w/ Dancing w/ Stars, 2&1/2 men, and CSI fans. Corner stores only allowed to sell "watered down" alcohol. Coincidence?
  6. @StevenBayShore Only Stephen King could name his kid "Joe King" & only Joe could change King to Hill. King of the Hill. What a punny family.
  7. @OpieRadio I've been sick since 1994 and I still went to work today. Damn lazy bleedin' heart liberal red commies!!!!
  8. die coner die: वहत इस वरोंग विथ यू पोपले? http://dieconerdie.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post.html?spref=tw
  9. Wife and kids are watching PBS, I'm trying to produce perpetual motion using a drunk Pomeranian a shag rug and a sweater knitted by my aunt.
  10. So, this guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.