Psych_Lassie
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Nothing says 'Long Thanksgiving Weekend' like a 72 hour Clint Eastwood Marathon. Fri: The Cops. Sat: The Cowboys. Sun: Everything Else.
about 2 hours ago
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@ Just seeing who's paying attention.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to LunaOnTheInside
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@ Birthday Happiness to You. And now for a Road Saftey Tip: Tick it or Ticket.
1:04 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to WhatNotToWear13
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I arrested the owners of a puppy mill today. They may have accidentally hit their heads while getting into the car. Repeatedly. By accident.
12:03 AM Nov 23rd
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@ "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think" ~ Dorothy Parker (Judgment of friend, not implied.)
8:13 PM Nov 16th
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in reply to JBROCKnROLL
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@ "Hi"
5:06 PM Nov 15th
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in reply to peppermintt25
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If you go to the circus, don't piss off the head clown. I'm not speaking metaphorically, those circus folk are nuts. I just arrested some.
11:25 PM Nov 13th
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@ Pathetic or Good Taste, I've heard it both ways.
11:21 PM Nov 13th
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in reply to jedipirate
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I'm back. What up? (The Kids still say 'What up?', right?)
9:12 PM Nov 10th
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@ 37
12:12 AM Nov 4th
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in reply to Texasartchick
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@ Happy Birthday Winky-Cutto person. We should probably just make it a virtual hand shake. I'm on duty.
12:11 AM Nov 4th
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in reply to egorstandish
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@ Don't die either.
11:57 PM Nov 3rd
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in reply to AuxTurtle
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@ Hi. Don't die, not on my watch.
11:56 PM Nov 3rd
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in reply to poofkin
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When Trick-r-Treating tomorrow night, make note of which houses give out 'Healthy Treats' (i.e. apples, raisins, etc.). I will arrest them.
11:40 AM Oct 30th
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Hey, see that red octagon over there? It says 'STOP', not 'SLOW DOWN A LITTLE BIT AND THEN GUN IT'.
12:22 PM Oct 27th
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@ I shall do my best.
8:28 AM Oct 26th
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in reply to lkkaplan
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Here's the think about Junkies, you never know if they're gonna curl up into a ball or if they're gonna try and kill you. Good times.
5:56 PM Oct 20th
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I have a feeling that it's gonna be a long night.
5:05 PM Oct 16th
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After getting shot, the first thing you need to do is stop the bleeding. Sounds simple, but you'd be amazed how many people forget this.
7:26 PM Oct 15th
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@ Happy Birthday. I found some balloons in the evidence room for you but I can't blow them up. They were used to smuggle heroin.
11:07 PM Oct 13th
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in reply to contifizzle
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- Name Carlton Lassiter
- Location Santa Barbara, CA
- Web http://www.usanet...
- Bio PSYCH official feed. I have a gun and I like to shoot it. Please keep a safe distance.
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