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  1. @Raddishh GIMME A PICKTCHER AND SIGN IT SO I CAN SAY I KNEW YOU WHEN YOU'RE FAMOUS
  2. "You could always tell when they'd been to Italy, because they looked so rejuvenated. Because they'd had facelifts." - grandma
  3. KENNY MATONIS became a fan of ANIME and KELLOGG'S POP-TARTS
  4. But you're going to say it anyway, aren't you? Yeah, that's what I thought.
  5. "Christmas music/decorations are going up and it's October" wasn't a novel observation last year. It isn't now, and it won't be next year.
  6. hesitantly approves of The Dead 60's.
  7. Note to self: "oh, tits", "bitchtits" and "holy jesus with tits" are not appropriate exclamations and you need to stop using them as such.
  8. ONE NEW NILLA WAFER IN MY MOUTH EVERY MINUTE UNTIL THE DAY I DIE. I would be living the dream.
  9. Oh my god no "bald" is NOT spelled "balled". EVER. DON'T DO THAT.
  10. My drawing teacher just got a laser pointer, and gosh darn if he isn't going to make sure we all know it.
  11. @omgitslph I don't see how that works. But then, I don't really pay attention to Miley's speech habits. DO YOU?
  12. Internet: I have to pee. What you choose to do with this information is entirely up to you.
  13. @goatpox Lurian you Babylonian whore. Why.
  14. Facebook: I get it. You got a Mac for college and PhotoBooth makes funny pictures. Now why do I need to see your duckface in every setting.
  15. You're you're own worst critic! No, wait... No, that's me. You can be second-worst.
  16. Want to find the witty, intelligent people on Twitter? Search "Zombieland" and check out the people who think it's stupid.
  17. is "lmao"-ing, as I believe the kids say, at Mayhem's "Dark Night of the Soul".
  18. Giving my body two meals of ramen and Ho-Hos to function is like giving an office employee two rocks to do a Powerpoint. And yet here I am.
  19. @Ramirezoid Before college, I would not understand this. But our cafe is staffed mostly by blacks. The white ad-graph boys they hire SUCK.
  20. @DinoLich Unfortunately, it kind of defeats the purpose of the honesty box.