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meganamram My grandma died of adult-onset SIDS about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by ProtoBerries and 171 others
I'm really annoyed whenever people say Bush was our worst president when they don't know anything about Jimmy Carter. about 18 hours ago via web
The sad thing is, I bet Justin Beiber was a half-decent kid before some despicable fuckbasket put his video on YouTube and ruined his life. 4:39 PM Jun 2nd via web
Filling out a job application 3:22 PM Jun 2nd via web
sexy_Josh1994 Ireland was the wackest part of busch gardens. They should replace it with greece and have a zeus themed coaster 7:50 PM Jun 1st via txt Retweeted by ProtoBerries and 1 other
#YOLO, so you should probably fix that by jumping off a cliff. 2:51 AM Jun 1st via web
@cool_jason1995 @MrDrProfPatrck MY NAME'S. NOT. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK 5:12 PM May 31st via web in reply to cool_jason1995
Getting more in touch with the friends I left behind 3:48 PM May 31st via web
I'm really enjoying freeform jazz. I'M FINALLY BECOMING A MAN 12:37 PM May 31st via web
"Take this bread, and eat it, for it is my body." "Jesus, you're really weird sometimes." 8:31 PM May 30th via web
How do you know if somebody's a vegan? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you. 4:06 PM May 30th via web
i hate you and everybody you know 7:13 PM May 29th via web
liking walmart on facebook>>>> #smh 1:21 PM May 29th via web
haha oh wow she untagged all the pictures of her, even the memories are cancerous now 12:11 PM May 29th via web
When your mother suddenly yells out "OH FUCK" for no reason>>>>>>> 6:29 AM May 29th via web
@coolisdamiere22 @cool_jason1995 too bad i ain't got no xbox live doe 10:05 AM May 28th via web in reply to coolisdamiere22
@sexy_Josh1994 @cool_jason1995 #yoursong youtube.com/watch?v=4tqtdf… 10:03 AM May 28th via web in reply to sexy_Josh1994
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cool_jason1995 RT for a Good morning mention from yours truly!!!! 8:22 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ProtoBerries
the ass was dotted, like a spotted leopard 9:55 AM May 28th via web

Name Jacob Wilson
Location Raleigh, NC
Bio The official Twitter account of world-famous comedian, chef, technician, and entertainer Jacob Wilson #StayCookin