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  1. Hm. My tweet cloud isn't that extraordinary. Kinda surprised ostrich isn't on there as much as I've whined about them lately
  2. @wearingwords I know ;). *whines* But I want it nooooow. And I want tattward to give it to me nice..and..hard and what was I talking about?
  3. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of 3 months of my tweets - http://w33.us/7pb
  4. @wearingwords o.O are you gloating bc you get to read it and we dont?
  5. @cheddah09 You dont have a manbitch to offer sexual favors to in exchange for going?
  6. @sixeightshuffle wtf you stole jesus? wtf is wrong with you?
  7. @sixeightshuffle You'll even get to bake him in the oven ;)
  8. @sixeightshuffle Go to the craft store, get this kick ass stuff called polymer clay, and make your own baby jesus
  9. @sixeightshuffle Haha! Walk in & loudly go "IM TRYING TO FIND JEEEE-SUS! Somebody stole mine!"
  10. @jadedandboring Or give him a swine flu mask ;)
  11. @jadedandboring Leave him in the hotel with porn that day
  12. @jadedandboring Tell ur husband to suck it up and take an allergy pill or get an allergy shot for the occasion like a man ;)
  13. @sixeightshuffle Or turn into a 2 yo and start all "Why? Yeah but why? How do you know? But..." until they yell or contradict themselves
  14. @sixeightshuffle o.O Dude. I would start snickering and going "SERIOUSLY?!" and questioning what I could & couldnt do in there
  15. @jadedandboring Hm. Actually, I think I remember parts of green eggs and ham from when I was little. I hate green eggs & ham sam I am
  16. @jadedandboring If I've heard right, there are hippos now. If this is true, I'm very jealous of your trip. I <3 hippos
  17. @jadedandboring Nah. I went the first time when i was little bitty. nd then when I was 4 or something I think
  18. *cries* "Comedians of Chelsea Lately" in town tonight. And I didn't know. My grungey ass is an hr away in pjs. Not happening
  19. @ciao_bella27 TONIGHTS THE NIGHT!!! Lets live it UP!
  20. @thegreaterest *shudders* I really dont want to be imagining the things that might be up her snatch