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  1. Hm. My tweet cloud isn't that extraordinary. Kinda surprised ostrich isn't on there as much as I've whined about them lately about 6 hours ago from web
  2. @wearingwords I know ;). *whines* But I want it nooooow. And I want tattward to give it to me nice..and..hard and what was I talking about? about 6 hours ago from web in reply to wearingwords
  3. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of 3 months of my tweets - http://w33.us/7pb about 6 hours ago from Tweet Cloud
  4. @wearingwords o.O are you gloating bc you get to read it and we dont? about 6 hours ago from web in reply to wearingwords
  5. @cheddah09 You dont have a manbitch to offer sexual favors to in exchange for going? about 11 hours ago from web in reply to cheddah09
  6. @sixeightshuffle wtf you stole jesus? wtf is wrong with you? about 11 hours ago from web in reply to sixeightshuffle
  7. @sixeightshuffle You'll even get to bake him in the oven ;) about 11 hours ago from web in reply to sixeightshuffle
  8. @sixeightshuffle Go to the craft store, get this kick ass stuff called polymer clay, and make your own baby jesus about 11 hours ago from web in reply to sixeightshuffle
  9. @sixeightshuffle Haha! Walk in & loudly go "IM TRYING TO FIND JEEEE-SUS! Somebody stole mine!" about 11 hours ago from web in reply to sixeightshuffle
  10. @jadedandboring Or give him a swine flu mask ;) about 11 hours ago from web in reply to jadedandboring
  11. @jadedandboring Leave him in the hotel with porn that day about 11 hours ago from web in reply to jadedandboring
  12. @jadedandboring Tell ur husband to suck it up and take an allergy pill or get an allergy shot for the occasion like a man ;) about 11 hours ago from web in reply to jadedandboring
  13. @sixeightshuffle Or turn into a 2 yo and start all "Why? Yeah but why? How do you know? But..." until they yell or contradict themselves about 11 hours ago from web in reply to sixeightshuffle
  14. @sixeightshuffle o.O Dude. I would start snickering and going "SERIOUSLY?!" and questioning what I could & couldnt do in there about 11 hours ago from web in reply to sixeightshuffle
  15. @jadedandboring Hm. Actually, I think I remember parts of green eggs and ham from when I was little. I hate green eggs & ham sam I am about 11 hours ago from web in reply to jadedandboring
  16. @jadedandboring If I've heard right, there are hippos now. If this is true, I'm very jealous of your trip. I <3 hippos about 11 hours ago from web in reply to jadedandboring
  17. @jadedandboring Nah. I went the first time when i was little bitty. nd then when I was 4 or something I think about 11 hours ago from web in reply to jadedandboring
  18. *cries* "Comedians of Chelsea Lately" in town tonight. And I didn't know. My grungey ass is an hr away in pjs. Not happening about 11 hours ago from web
  19. @ciao_bella27 TONIGHTS THE NIGHT!!! Lets live it UP! about 11 hours ago from web in reply to ciao_bella27
  20. @thegreaterest *shudders* I really dont want to be imagining the things that might be up her snatch about 11 hours ago from web in reply to thegreaterest