ProfOak
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Ditto's having problems morphing a coaxial connection that fits standard-sized cables.
11:40 AM Sep 17th
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It was jokingly proposed by an intern, but after a long, thoghtful lunc, I don't see any reason it would be scientifically impossible.
11:36 AM Sep 15th
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New experiment! Hypothesis: Ditto - with proper coaching - can mimic a 52 inch plasma screen television.
11:33 AM Sep 15th
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Gary just said to me, "Rap is the poetry of the streets." I'd have to tentatively agree.
12:36 PM Sep 10th
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My Ponyta must think it queer
To stop with no PokéMart near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.
2:51 PM Sep 9th
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@ I thought closers were responsible for game-saving throws?I'm not the biggest baseball fan, so I could be wrong...
2:39 PM Sep 9th
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@ I try to get Alakazam to pick numbers for me, but it's difficult to explain the concept of a lottery to a Pokémon!
2:37 PM Sep 9th
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I can't believe some areas are still holding onto a private Pokécare system. Just look at Kanto's shining example of universal PokéCenters!
11:51 AM Sep 8th
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Having tenure and a strong union leads to long vacations. I'm sorry I haven't been around to entertain you.
4:12 PM Sep 2nd
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I could never write that on a grant proposal, though, so it will have to go uninvestigated. it's not like they're causing any trouble, LOL!
1:35 PM Aug 17th
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They say they're cousins, but I think the nurses and policewomen are Dittos who've inserted themselves into society. Like Pod People.
1:34 PM Aug 17th
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I love it when Gary comes to visit, but those young girls who follow him everywhere are nothing but a distraction to my staff. Darn!
1:58 PM Aug 14th
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I wonder if I could convince the Pallet Town Council to pay for a "research" trip to Cinnibar Island.
1:34 PM Aug 14th
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@ I'll see what I can "cook" "up!"
7:32 AM Aug 14th
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@ They're all amazing in their own way.
7:32 AM Aug 14th
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@ Why thank you! A bit of a Pokétry fan, eh?
3:14 PM Aug 13th
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in reply to JonnoHardcore
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@ I took a little poetic licences for meter reasons. Sorry if this upset you!
8:59 AM Aug 13th
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in reply to IndyStudent
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@ I'd have to report you to the poaching board if they weren't a natural part of a Garchomp's diet. (And if you were a human!)
8:58 AM Aug 13th
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It's overcast in Pallet Town, and I'm feeling a bit down. Some Solarbeam might cheer me up; is Bulbasaur around?
7:20 AM Aug 13th
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@ I like all Pokémon. I'm still partial to Butterfree, however. (Note: "Butterfree" is both singular and plural)
12:09 PM Aug 12th
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- Name Professor Oak
- Location Pallet Town, Kanto
- Web http://tinyurl.co...
- Bio I'm Professor Oak. I specialize in Pokémon/Human relations, though I know quite a bit about battling, too! I've also developed the PokéDex cataloging device.
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