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ProductOfEden

  1. Dear cockroaches living under my cabinets. Im going to systematically hunt down and rip your entire family to pieces Starting with your kids 10:07 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. It's not easy, but at some point you need to just look at yourself and say this is me, this is who I am, and I love it. 9:11 AM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @ryanboyko @productofeden you can # me as judges mcjudgernaut. 3:16 PM Apr 17th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ryanboyko
  4. @ryanboyko watching some crazy shit go down at happy hour. One day past 21 and things are already stranger than fiction. 1:16 PM Apr 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I'm 21. I can drink beer now. Girl gone wild. 5:56 AM Apr 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @curtyyy BUT I LIKE CVS'S PERSONAL TOUCH 5:59 AM Apr 9th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to curtyyy
  7. The vern express has moved 5 feet in five minutes. Here's a thought #GW, how about we don't drive our army of busses INTO traffic. 5:57 AM Apr 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. I kind of forgot I had a twitter. 5:06 PM Apr 8th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @meredithw312 @ehansen73 @mireilleperzan @productofeden @colbygwcd @angelace @natalieg92 @catxmeow13 so many little kids, so many points! 7:01 PM Apr 5th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to meredithw312
  10. There's Absolutely No Shame In Wearing Pants With a Built-in Picnic Table [Clothing] pulse.me/s/7ILm6 8:12 PM Apr 2nd via Pulse News
  11. When people over step their bounds and act like they don't care, that's when you have to wonder if you care yourself. 4:15 PM Mar 31st via Twitter for iPad
  12. A pearl in a shell can't explain my breath, a diamond in the earth my touch, the space between us, my soul. 10:37 AM Mar 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  13. One of those days when you just are kind of cranky and it's not really anyone's fault. 7:27 PM Mar 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Siamese twins!! twitter.com/ProductOfEden/… 1:26 PM Mar 28th via Camera on iOS
  15. I have pulled so many all nighters this semester it's starting to feel casual. If I pass out today please don't let me sleep on the street 5:22 AM Mar 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @thevernexpress Disregard that last tweet. 2:26 AM Mar 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @TheVernExpress now I know it's early, but some people DO take the 6:30 am vex. Unless it leaves ten minutes early. 2:25 AM Mar 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. This is disgusting and abhorrent, and if you don't see what is wrong with this than you should be ashamed of yourself. twitter.com/ProductOfEden/… 11:49 AM Mar 24th via Photos on iOS
  19. @TheVernExpress no but really I am confused, why are we not leaving....I'm not even being sassy. It's 6 minutes past. 4:06 PM Mar 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  20. Hi @TheVernExpress. The 8 pm verb express hasn't left yet. It is 8:04. The driver is sitting in a bench talking. 4:04 PM Mar 22nd via Twitter for iPhone