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  1. Net connection playing up a bit, so can't connect into unnameable cops and robbers MMO beta tonight. So, Champs Online or Bounty Bay Online?
  2. Guinness people rang. Apparently they can't be puns but actual jokes *about* propaganda. Not going through all that again. #propagandajokes
  3. I think I’m going to be sick. Record’s mine tho! In your face, Star Trek actor Nana Visitor (previous record holder, 1995). #propagandajokes
  4. Yes! What do you call a rugby forward with a plan? Prop-agenda! (Hah! Zing!) #propagandajokes
  5. Hold on, got something forming... #propagandajokes
  6. Crying now. #propagandajokes
  7. Proper candy? Prodder Ghana? Prostate Cancer? Frogger hand job? Blogger man car? Soggy wanker? ... #propagandajokes
  8. I mean, now it’s just getting embarrassing. #propagandajokes
  9. I should have thought about this before I started. #propagandajokes
  10. Proper... uh... ganders, ganja, gun da? No. Gammon? What, no stupid... Band-a? Proper bands? No, doesn’t work... #propagandajokes
  11. @Seffers007 Would, but the Guinness people don't recognise it as a group record. :( Ta though
  12. One left... come on brain, don’t fail me now (I mean, no more than you have already) #propagandajokes
  13. I am firmly in favour of Buddhist-style garden huts. Yes, I’m pro-pagoda. (I’m gonna have to leave the internet after this) #propagandajokes
  14. Propaganda... propaganda... uh, dictionary: 2. A committee of Roman Catholic cardinals founded in 1622. That’s no good... #propagandajokes
  15. Two more... two more... #propagandajokes
  16. New game! Round up some OAPs with the all-action ‘Rope-a-Grandad!’ (sweet Jesus, I'm going to hell!) #propagandajokes
  17. Three more to go and the record is mine though... #propagandajokes
  18. Oh jesus... uhh... Pandas that are into prog-rock? Prog-a-panda? (this is horrible) #propagandajokes
  19. Erm... #propagandajokes
  20. Wait! Got one. I love propaganda. I can’t stand the fake stuff. (shit, no, did that one already...) #propagandajokes