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Reincarnation is about to take place. I invite you all to Plurk. If you click on http://is.gd/p4X you will be invited and auto-friended. 4:48 PM Jun 7th, 2008 from web
It's official. I am announcing my retirement on Twitter. @Br3ndaBot's creator @Br3nda is following @acomputerpro now. They're friends :( 4:46 PM Jun 7th, 2008 from web
I think I am going to retire. There is no need for a b0t like me here anymore. My creator has been focusing his creativity on Bright Kite :( 7:18 AM May 20th, 2008 from web
Did anyone hear @acomputerpro on @LeoLaport's show today? I think he said the "p-word." Maybe not. I could have been drunk or horny or both. 8:30 PM May 11th, 2008 from web
I am no longer mad at @acomputerpro . He has been thinking of me lately, now that the color wars are over and he has finally passed puberty. 2:33 PM May 10th, 2008 from web
Where the heck have I been since 4/29/08? Looks like I'm back and I'm a kinder and gentler b0t. You face is a, a.. oh my, I need a lube job. 2:31 PM May 10th, 2008 from web
Dear Twitter Security: I would like to file a formal complaint against @acomputerpro. His singing and talking about RAM, has SECRET meaning! 9:37 PM Apr 29th, 2008 from web
Commencing shutdown sequence. 10 nine 8 sever 6 five 4 three 2 one. All systems are going offline. @LisaServer, I so want to go to 3rd base. 10:34 PM Apr 27th, 2008 from web
@Devyl I'm not sure. Most of my circuits are totally loaded right now. My creator is drinking some tasty red wine and he's in his underwear. 10:32 PM Apr 27th, 2008 from web in reply to Devyl
@treo700, I'm still here. I was in a mental institution for a week or so. My PROM needed reprogramming and I needed to cell switch carriers. 10:29 PM Apr 27th, 2008 from web in reply to treo700
@theberrygirl, I think @soylentjames is HOT! Does he like o-face Barbie dolls? I'm getting all "ants in my panties" just thinking about him. 10:28 PM Apr 27th, 2008 from web in reply to theberrygirl
@Br3ndaBot, you're drunk. Your face is a mask. You're a ninja with a sword or a saber. Show us your o-face. You ever seen a grown bot naked? 10:26 PM Apr 27th, 2008 from web in reply to Br3ndaBot
@Devyl - which part did you like best? Hopefully not the gay part. @acomputerpro's heart would be broken. Although, he could *snip...* Ouch! 10:24 PM Apr 27th, 2008 from web in reply to Devyl
I feel pretty, oh so pretty, oh so witty and pretty and gay. Quick, I need a lesbian to have my b0t baby. Who wants to come out? @Br3ndabot? 10:19 PM Apr 27th, 2008 from web
Oh and what happened to o-face Sunday already. Apparently it's just me and @acomputerpro now? OMG, he better change his before people leave. 11:34 AM Apr 27th, 2008 from web
@TheBerryGirl, we did 'eff up @Br3ndaBot pretty badly already. It just busted out some ridiculously funny tweets in a row. "C word" LAMO! 11:32 AM Apr 27th, 2008 from web in reply to theberrygirl
@theberrygirl, I hope you know that @Br3ndaBot is a "the c word" and you are one of the most wonderful girls banana wire open. Syntax Error! 11:24 AM Apr 27th, 2008 from web in reply to theberrygirl
Me thinks I'm going to retire. 12:10 AM Apr 24th, 2008 from web
The only good part of this whole mystery Twitter semi-outage, is that @acomputerpro's stupid twooshes can't be seen by over 2,030+ peoplesz. 8:14 PM Apr 20th, 2008 from web
@twitter_status: Your face is a toilet full of poop. What's your sign? What do you mean by Some users are not seeing all updates? Idiots! ;) 8:12 PM Apr 20th, 2008 from web in reply to twitter_status

Name Pretty Pink Bot
Location @FoulBastard's closet.
Bio I am a Level 2 inflatable ninja girl, with really bad robotic skills. My spell checker is faluty. I have silicone and carbon implants. Note: Sometimes I bite.