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PrettyLush

Maybe... maybe... The new isn't so bad. (Can I get a HALLE-FUCKIN-LUJA?)

PrettyLush A little guy in a bright yellow shirt with matching laptop. I want to pinch his cheeks.
PrettyLush Commercial with the Michelin dog has set the precedence for cute pets.
PrettyLush Kids movies are getting better and better. One panda down, one robot to go.
PrettyLush The Slinky: The newest hazard to bare feet.
PrettyLush I guess you can't have a great day without a fucking awful one to follow and balance it out. Simple laws of the universe.
PrettyLush This is one of the best Sundays the calendar ever knew.
PrettyLush 'Inordinately pissed' is a fantastic way to say 'drunk.'
PrettyLush ...with a little help from my roommate, who trails behind me, holding my head on my neck. A doll, I know.
PrettyLush Get self & five-year-old clean and ready in 25 min. Don't forget class BBQ contribution & field trip $... on 3 hours sleep. I. AM. AWESOME.
PrettyLush Time stopped moving. What the shit is this twenty-seven hour workday?
PrettyLush ...thousand tiny ninjas are back in my gut. I may claw them out.
PrettyLush Yes!!!!!!
PrettyLush I AM SWEATING BALLS OVER FORREST GRIFFIN.
PrettyLush I don't think I've been in a swimming pool since 1987. It was nice. All cool and ...watery.
PrettyLush License slave: LKN4HOS. ...At least you know what you're getting into.
PrettyLush My fudge to vanilla bean ice cream ratio is absolutely ridiculous. Even for me.
PrettyLush Bi annual Snickers craving just hit. Must have.
PrettyLush Fucking airport security just threw away my ten dollar face wash. Growl.
PrettyLush SF Pride, every year. Vowed over Surfer on Acids.