PresidentMax
- @JustPlainSam I carved our initials in one of the weenies so we'll be best friends forever, Sam!about 7 hours ago from ttg
- Hey, my missing boxing glove!about 14 hours ago from ttg
- Stupid old peace!about 21 hours ago from ttg
- I'll get the car started in case this doesn't work.about 24 hours ago from ttg
- Do you think Santa ever pops down his own chimney, delivering presents to himself?6:37 AM Jul 12th from ttg
- @JustPlainSam The world's your slimy, malodorous oyster!12:37 AM Jul 12th from ttg
- Let's go take down that fat little fraud once and for all!8:37 PM Jul 11th from ttg
- @JustPlainSam Doggy Daddy, this is Loose Cannon. Request permission to pants this goon, over.12:37 PM Jul 11th from ttg
- @JustPlainSam You can't use a boxing glove on a slime, Sam.10:37 AM Jul 11th from ttg
- @JustPlainSam Hug, nothing! This year I'm hoping to get to second base!9:37 AM Jul 11th from ttg
- We'll need some cocktail peanuts, an iron maiden, oh, and a box of handkerchiefs. This is going to be emotional.8:37 AM Jul 11th from ttg
- An entire planet of Prismatologists! It's like a dream!4:37 AM Jul 11th from ttg
- I've been doing ear exercises.10:37 AM Jul 10th from ttg
- If you think about it, "analog business" is even more vague.7:37 PM Jul 9th from ttg
- The information superhighway is duller than my grandma's molars.3:37 PM Jul 9th from ttg
- I have half a mind to give Dr. Feelgood here a dose of his own lyrics; see how HE likes it.4:37 AM Jul 9th from ttg
- I'm not satisfied with my height.7:37 PM Jul 8th from ttg
- @JustPlainSam We're wasting our money, Sam.6:37 PM Jul 8th from ttg
- Yeah! Kind of cute from far away, but really scary when you look at them with a microscope!3:37 AM Jul 8th from ttg
- Well, I guess you'll never have anything to do with the nasty old Internet ever again, am I right?9:37 PM Jul 7th from ttg
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- Name Max
- Location Brooklyn, NY
- Web http://telltalega...
- Bio A hyperkinetic rabbity-thing with a taste for violence and an oversized Luger. Also, President of the United States.
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