PresidentMax
Politicians, huh? What're you gonna do?
| PresidentMax @JustPlainSam Is that legal now? |
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| PresidentMax @JustPlainSam I'm getting that roiling vomitous feeling in the pit of my stomach. |
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| PresidentMax Who'd buy a cannon that only fires once? |
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| PresidentMax @JustPlainSam Madam, I'll have you know those are PRESIDENTIAL germs you're besmirching! |
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| PresidentMax Why am I the only one who associates Christmas with the sound of gunfire? |
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| PresidentMax Buy Half-Elves at rock bottom prices! |
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| PresidentMax @JustPlainSam SISSYPANTS! |
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| PresidentMax @JustPlainSam Hug, nothing! This year I'm hoping to get to second base! |
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| PresidentMax I've been doing ear exercises. |
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| PresidentMax I just assumed you wanted to research the Heimlich Maneuver to get that demon out of Santa Claus. |
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| PresidentMax That fox is totally checking you out! Go for it, Sam! |
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| PresidentMax Now, wherever we drive, pedestrians will feel the icy chill of death! |
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| PresidentMax Ooh...I love items! |
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| PresidentMax Cowpie! |
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| PresidentMax @JustPlainSam What about us loafers? |
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| PresidentMax @JustPlainSam Using things once and disposing of them haphazardly is downright patriotic of you. |
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| PresidentMax Stay frosty, America! |
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| PresidentMax I guess a sock full of coal really is worthless. I mean, please, what runs on coal these days? |
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| PresidentMax Gee, all of a sudden I feel like watching TV and eating orange marshmallow peanuts instead of doing anything constructive. |
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