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  1. Guy in the stall next to me keeps flushing, farting, making lots of rude noise. Can't the asshole hear i'm on the phone?!
  2. This Sotomayor chick is my kind of lady. We used to include the colored in many of our private club activities too. http://tr.im/oN6w
  3. So NOW the damn dems want to get war funding? Where were you 12 month ago, bitches?
  4. I hear those fucksticks you assholes elected are 'cleaning house' and removing my @whitehouse tweets ... think i go away that easy? heh.
  5. Obama down about his approval % - what, this a popularity contest? Lady Liberty's a fickle bitch, now man up and do what you want, pussy.
  6. Use of the term 'its an Obamanation' or derivative is © and all rights reserved by the @PresBush twitter character and RNC. So suck on it.
  7. Just as I predicted; another couple months of this fiscal Obamanation and you assholes will all be begging me to come back! Ha!
  8. Ohh, fuck me! Tried this 'ritalin' thing the kids are doing. Problem - i'm all wired to do shit and no one wants anything. Book deal anyone?
  9. Boy am i glad i wasn't the one had to pass that $780B stone. That's gotta hurt like a mother when it comes out the presidential urethra.
  10. Just found out that George Sr.'s joining GWAR. Should be a blast. The George W. Alpaca Ranch opens in June, everyone's welcome!
  11. Well, that's one confirmed employed black, directly due to my actions. Don't ever say I didn't do anything for the economy. Assholes.
  12. Watch close - I'm going to squeeze me some Obama woman titties.
  13. WTF is that mad cow talking about? I. Don't. Get. It. I thought it was a poem - but I hear no rhymes.
  14. Taxi! Taxi! Damn, who do you have to blow to get a cab around here? I've got to get to the airport.
  15. Hey, you in the back, can you hear OK? No? And you're sitting in the cold 3k from home instead of in front of HDTV. Stupid. Fucking. Morons.
  16. Watch when I shake Barack's hand. I'm going to whisper a joke about slavery in his ear - I really think he'll find it funny! #inaug09
  17. Got a little surprise for the handshake - I "forgot" to wash my hands after taking a dump this morning! Welcome to ecoli, my friend!
  18. Can we all agree to retire the word historic in re Obama? I don't want to hear about Barack's "historic" first shit on the GD WH crapper.
  19. Allright, who's the joker that got me some Nerf loafers stamped "made in Iran"? Merry f'ing #Christmas to you too, fuckstick.
  20. http://tr.im/25ai A car czar now? Really? Come on, enough with the fucking czars already! Your middle name is Hussain, not "Nikolai."