PresBush
I am beginning to question my decision to put everyone's social security money into a money market and some cd's at Indymac.
| PresBush Can't wait to sign that Telecom bill ... woulda been tough to slide into a post-presidential consulting gig if all my buddies were in jail! |
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| PresBush McCain's first 'attack' ad: "Voting for Obama with white powers is like putting Osama in the twin towers." What, too soon? STILL? |
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| PresBush Bill C's writing a bio about Hilary's bid for presidency. He stole the working title from Ike Turner: "Womans Be Thinking Too Much." |
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| PresBush Bill is "helping" Obama campaign - that guy gets more tail than the gook gunner that shot down McCain, and now he wants to fuck Barack too? |
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| PresBush Thing I love most about my dear Laura giving me a blow job? 5 minutes of blessed silence. Man, I slept great last night. |
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| PresBush http://tinyurl.com/5azjx8 Last week chilling wit' dat Kim Jung-Il'ling. He thinks he IS the bomb. Crazy bastard does a great Elvis though. |
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| PresBush JM tells a story that ends with a gook's intestines wrapped around his ankles like garters. Then he laughs and laughs. Sure, I chuckled too. |
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| PresBush Rahm Emmanual (D-IL) has 2 nicknames-"Manny" & "the Ram" House is such a bunch of unimaginative fucks. Like that farm bill, you assholes. |
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| PresBush @soupysales Gams is a word i haven't heard since my daddy was veep. He was talking to Ma, but I think he meant it as short for 'grams'. |
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| PresBush Is it too late for a fist bump to be in latter half of the "old white guy trying to catch up with the hep cat scene" thing? damn u obama. |
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| PresBush Q:Is it best to be liked or remembered? I'm leaning towards remembered. Polls say the former's out of my reach anywho, so fuck y'all .boom. |
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| PresBush Just woke up from a long night. Fridays I read the Bible with my hand on the button - "Make a move, world, make a move" I think to myself. |
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| PresBush Having fried chicken for lunch. Favorite saying around the Bush house in TX: "Chickens are dumber than democrats, but twice as tasty!" |
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| PresBush God I love father's day. Lay back, lady America - I need more sons; there's a war on! Don't worry, this will only take a minute. |
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| PresBush HC called, wanted to know if we'd let her be a repub again. Girlfriend, that ship sailed long ago. Told her to review Marx/Engels reader. |
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| PresBush I want to put google ads on the IRS website. This would pay for soc sec AND medicare, if I ask everyone in the country to click for returns! |
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| PresBush Rumor on the hill has it that it's Barack's mole in the R Kelly videos. That would mean the 13 yr old is probably Chelsea. Yummy. |
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| PresBush I've got just two words for Hillary - "you fucking crybaby quitter!" I drunk-dialed her with that last night, but Bill answered. |
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| PresBush From my book The O-man and DC: "I tied her to the side of my bus, and I'll carry her along. Damn me, but they're tearing her apart, apart!" |
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