PresBush
- Guy in the stall next to me keeps flushing, farting, making lots of rude noise. Can't the asshole hear i'm on the phone?!10:57 AM Jun 22nd from web
- This Sotomayor chick is my kind of lady. We used to include the colored in many of our private club activities too. http://tr.im/oN6w6:51 AM Jun 17th from web
- So NOW the damn dems want to get war funding? Where were you 12 month ago, bitches?6:50 AM Jun 17th from web
- I hear those fucksticks you assholes elected are 'cleaning house' and removing my @whitehouse tweets ... think i go away that easy? heh.6:14 AM May 2nd from web
- Obama down about his approval % - what, this a popularity contest? Lady Liberty's a fickle bitch, now man up and do what you want, pussy.9:45 AM Mar 26th from web
- Use of the term 'its an Obamanation' or derivative is © and all rights reserved by the @PresBush twitter character and RNC. So suck on it.11:22 AM Feb 23rd from web
- Just as I predicted; another couple months of this fiscal Obamanation and you assholes will all be begging me to come back! Ha!11:17 AM Feb 23rd from web
- Ohh, fuck me! Tried this 'ritalin' thing the kids are doing. Problem - i'm all wired to do shit and no one wants anything. Book deal anyone?5:59 AM Feb 20th from web
- Boy am i glad i wasn't the one had to pass that $780B stone. That's gotta hurt like a mother when it comes out the presidential urethra.10:38 AM Feb 19th from web
- Just found out that George Sr.'s joining GWAR. Should be a blast. The George W. Alpaca Ranch opens in June, everyone's welcome!12:26 PM Jan 21st from web
- Well, that's one confirmed employed black, directly due to my actions. Don't ever say I didn't do anything for the economy. Assholes.9:43 AM Jan 20th from web
- Watch close - I'm going to squeeze me some Obama woman titties.9:41 AM Jan 20th from web
- WTF is that mad cow talking about? I. Don't. Get. It. I thought it was a poem - but I hear no rhymes.9:32 AM Jan 20th from web
- Taxi! Taxi! Damn, who do you have to blow to get a cab around here? I've got to get to the airport.9:08 AM Jan 20th from web
- Hey, you in the back, can you hear OK? No? And you're sitting in the cold 3k from home instead of in front of HDTV. Stupid. Fucking. Morons.8:49 AM Jan 20th from web
- Watch when I shake Barack's hand. I'm going to whisper a joke about slavery in his ear - I really think he'll find it funny! #inaug098:38 AM Jan 20th from web
- Got a little surprise for the handshake - I "forgot" to wash my hands after taking a dump this morning! Welcome to ecoli, my friend!7:53 AM Jan 20th from web
- Can we all agree to retire the word historic in re Obama? I don't want to hear about Barack's "historic" first shit on the GD WH crapper.4:42 PM Jan 15th from web
- Allright, who's the joker that got me some Nerf loafers stamped "made in Iran"? Merry f'ing #Christmas to you too, fuckstick.8:48 AM Dec 25th, 2008 from web
- http://tr.im/25ai A car czar now? Really? Come on, enough with the fucking czars already! Your middle name is Hussain, not "Nikolai."6:21 AM Dec 11th, 2008 from web
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- Name George W. Bush
- Location Washington, D.C.
- Web http://www.whiteh...
- Bio Father | Son | Leader of the Free World
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