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Holy Christ! What is that on your shoulder...oh wait. Nevermind, that must have sucked....oh well at least you got your looks...yeah well. 6:30 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
@Steveteeps Yeah you know I want one. 5:55 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to Steveteeps
RT @GPappalardo: At the ice rink. I'm naked, except for leg warmers, taken a Viagra and have a strap-on affixed to (cont) http://tl.gd/10vcn 5:54 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
RT @JhonenV Please, in a dangerously irresponsible manner, stampede to this new Mindspill post: http://tinyurl.com/yehe3ha 8:18 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
Painting success? http://twitpic.com/qa604 2:55 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
Doing some painting. Not very exciting for anyone reading this. Oh well. 1:57 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
@sarah_shannon I used to connect a metronome to my 800 watt amp and 15inch subwoofer when I was mad at my neighbors. 6:49 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to sarah_shannon
RT @RejectedCards This year, I want to do something memorable for your birthday. So I've decided to nail your mom. 12:17 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
Thanks Google for this piece of awesome. http://bit.ly/2f5J5i 11:49 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
Its open http://twitpic.com/q4mxy 11:03 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
Fed Ex? http://www.collegehumor.com... 6:27 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
Digging the Osama one. http://bit.ly/4wd3R 9:22 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
Rosie O'Donnell is now saying marriage wasn't such a good idea after all. WE TRIED TO TELL YOU GAYS (via @chriscleland) 9:11 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
Yeah Fuck ATT. http://i.imgur.com/7yV9q.jpg 6:17 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
now...i got some twitter on my xbox. someone get me a rag. 7:01 PM Nov 17th from Xbox LIVE
Configured Joomla Jumpbox. Pretty fucking nifty. 6:00 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
Updating 10 MacBooks that never get used. How fun :D 12:37 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
@knochie I'm sorry... 8:59 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie in reply to knochie
@sluggirl Does that me we will be offering some sort of Citrix type solution here on campus? 8:59 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie in reply to sluggirl
If only it were true. http://bit.ly/yVptv 8:02 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie

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Name Matt Carr
Location Milwaukee, WI, USA
Web http://pox.doesnt...
Bio Your face reminds me of a girraffe giving birth to an Oldsmobile

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