Powndes
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getting older, one minute at a time
5:41 PM Nov 19th
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growing hair on my head and on my face (and to a lesser extent on my body and up my nose and in my ears)
5:41 PM Nov 19th
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trying to breathe in before breathing out
5:40 PM Nov 19th
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This day I put on two shirts, the first time this year, and do grow well upon it; so that my disease is nothing but wind.
9:25 PM Sep 20th
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my g-g-father had a rug rolled up in his loft. When he died i unrolled it and found a dead snake in it
6:50 PM Jul 24th
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20 grains=one scruple; 3 scruples=one dram; 8 drams=one ounce; 12 ounces=one pound; 450 pounds=yo mama
1:17 PM Jul 21st
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My g-g-father flew a seaplane under Tower Bridge
3:32 PM Jul 20th
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My g-g-father had shoes tattooed on his feet to save time
3:32 PM Jul 20th
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Ponting (pon-ting, v): complaining in a childlike manner, as when having one's bottom wiped with a cold napkin
12:02 PM Jul 17th
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My g-g-father couldn't read maps unless they were on the ground and he was on all floors, running his nose along the roads as if driving
11:56 AM Jul 8th
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My g-g-father had a stroke and all he could remember was every page number he'd stored in his head when putting a book down for a moment.
11:54 AM Jul 8th
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My g-g-father took a leak next to H.L.Mencken. Tapwater wet his pants; M signed affidavit that it was tapwater. Affid. sold in 1994 for $75k
11:41 AM Jul 8th
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What AM I doing? going to a mountain cabin in West Virginia with a mean drunk. contemplating alternatives
3:47 PM Jun 26th
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This is what happens when you sit next to a moron on the NYC-DC bus
3:43 PM Jun 26th
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my keyboard is too small. thats what she said.
3:42 PM Jun 26th
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i dontkn0w howtoousethyespacebbaar
3:42 PM Jun 26th
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being humiliated on public transport by the prettiestgirlonthe bus.
3:41 PM Jun 26th
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an ecojoke I just thought of: Two men in a fish cannery. One says 'I can; the question is whether I may.'
11:28 AM Jun 26th
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the neck of my pepsi can says 'NEW YORK'
8:01 AM Jun 25th
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woke up covered in am-neurotic fluid
7:12 AM Jun 25th
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