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thedannyworsnop Got home after this party to find someone had changed the number on my house, completely redecorated and put an angry old lady in my bed! 8:59 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by PosiPat and 241 others
Drinkin' a German beer, with a Cuban cigar. 8:01 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
SAWFAN666 IM JK GUYS A POON TANG IS WAT A GRAMPA CALLS A VAGINA BUT IT SOUND LIKE CHINESE FOOD THO JK MEANS JUS KIDDIN 1:45 PM May 29th via Echofon Retweeted by PosiPat and 12 others
ders808 Tonight. #workaholics it's going down. Let's smash some viewership records and also make babies during commercials. 9:41 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by PosiPat and 3082 others
@TelleTWA "Option" is one of my all time favorite songs. 9:11 AM May 29th via web in reply to TelleTWA
TelleTWA I can't stop listening to "Crosses". Chino is my favorite singer, and keeps showing he can do any genre. #Inspiration 9:10 AM May 29th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by PosiPat and 7 others
@sammadowna @crispcarter i thought you were coming down here?? 9:09 AM May 29th via web in reply to sammadowna
The bitch is hungry She needs to tell So give her inches And feed her well...gotta love 80s hair metal. 9:07 AM May 29th via web
@stefburke I thought it was cause I slept through the egregious mass text 3:18 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stefburke
@stefburke omg we're too hungover...I've barely crawled out of bed 😖 1:33 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stefburke
*die 9:59 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Pickles came ALIVE to call me maybe and now i think I'll or happy. 9:58 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
@devononrepeat yup haha 9:34 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to devononrepeat
Rump Uhl Meyntz. Duh...fack. 9:00 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Welp couldn't get into the angler as a valid 23 year old...should I be flattered or...? 8:23 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Happy couple. instagr.am/p/LJyotmMEKY/ 7:08 PM May 27th via Instagram
@kelculbgib hahaha jesus 5:02 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kelculbgib
All these fairy tales they don't exist. One more fuckin' love song, I'll be sick. 4:21 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Angler dock party tonight! 1:44 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Well I guess we missed the mark. Still my fingers catch the sparks at the thought of them touching you. 10:31 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone