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  1. Apathy is always the best policy.about 1 hour ago from Brizzly
  2. If Princeton-Plainsboro were a real hospital, I'd be finding all sorts of projects to involve Dr. Cuddy in. Civic projects. Yeah.about 17 hours ago from txt
  3. Lemme tell ya, these tequila lime chicken thighs I just grilled up are so good, you'll be proposing to me after you taste 'em.6:21 PM Nov 7th from txt
  4. I don't know where I'm going, But I sure know where I've been, Hanging on the promises & the songs of yesterday... You're very welcome.12:59 PM Nov 6th from txt
  5. I swear, the parodies on the Daily Show just get better & better. Stewart is brilliant.11:35 PM Nov 5th from txt
  6. Is that Cruella DeVille on the mound?9:09 PM Nov 4th from txt
  7. Damaso es demasiao pa' ustedes.8:15 PM Nov 4th from txt
  8. Someone please, pull the air raid siren. Godzilla is on a rampage in New York!6:58 PM Nov 4th from txt
  9. T -00:25:00 minutes and counting....12:49 PM Nov 4th from Brizzly
  10. Well this really sucks. Who names their team after female horses anyway?7:36 PM Nov 2nd from txt
  11. @InSoOutSo Felíz Navidad!3:27 PM Nov 2nd from Brizzly in reply to InSoOutSo
  12. @essdogg You have my address.12:30 PM Nov 2nd from Brizzly in reply to essdogg
  13. Yeah, we play a little baseball on the island. No big thing really.8:42 PM Nov 1st from txt
  14. Momma: shit... Me: shit... Stepdad: yessss... Momma: look, you just hush over there.8:20 PM Nov 1st from txt
  15. Hey lady, Halloween's over. You can take off that "I'm an asshole" costume anytime now. Bitch.12:19 PM Nov 1st from txt
  16. "He's my favorite Yankee" - momma talking about Andy Pettitte6:56 PM Oct 31st from txt
  17. Jamming Don't Fear the Reaper & momma walks in. "Why you listening to that old music, I thought it was coming from outside?" She rules.4:27 PM Oct 31st from Brizzly
  18. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP muthafuckers.2:20 PM Oct 31st from Brizzly
  19. Asì mismo. Mariano pa' Presidente de Panama!7:27 PM Oct 29th from txt
  20. The pride of Santurce, PR. Dale, Jorge, dale!6:36 PM Oct 29th from txt