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  1. What evidence? http://bit.ly/5joIuq
  2. "Caffeinating the ficus"
  3. Social D's "Ring of Fire" is the background music for a BBQ show on TLC? My inner punk just beat up Mike Ness, Jello Biafra-style.
  4. Watching the italian scenes in The Godfather always reminds me of my time there. I'd so love to go back to Naples or Palermo.
  5. I am now the only sober person in the house by a *long shot*. And no, I will not go on a wine run.
  6. In the LBC, kicking it w/ my 213s, if you tryna hang, that's where you'll find me.
  7. Headed out to the desert to put hot lead through paper. Or as I like to call it, Thanksgiving: The Day After
  8. Not gonna mention any names though. *cough* MARY *cough*
  9. Man, I really hate it when people type their tweets in all caps. Especially when they're trying to tell *other* people what to do.
  10. Some are Favrd once every 2 tweets, me like every 2 weeks. But I gotta say, when it comes time to play, I'm the best out of all these freaks
  11. Rolling over my 401k. Like a BAWSE.
  12. Video: LA graffiti writer Tony, aka TemptOne, has a rare neuromuscular disease that has caused progressive... http://tumblr.com/xep48eels
  13. @GPappalardo http://bit.ly/08Adbg8
  14. Cantaloupe-sized implants are never a good idea. But if you're 50 and look it? A walking punchline
  15. @essdogg Dude, you have no idea. Those are the best fucking donuts on the planet. And you know I've had one or two donuts in my time.
  16. You know it's time to shut off the TV when you're screaming obscenities at the "experts" on CNN whom are defending these bullshit guidelines
  17. Why does it feel like women's health is being intentionally suppressed? Less mammograms, less pap smears, dropped abortion coverage? WTF?
  18. @SarahInMI You sound hungry, should I make you a dressing-free salad?
  19. Goddamn I hate calculus. This shit makes me wanna destroy things.
  20. @cloak_n_dagger Yeah, I can't do that whistle but my momma can. LOUD. It's how she'd call us to dinner when we were on the beach in PR.