Poor_Ophelia
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@ Your mother + my mother = two peas in a pod.
9:22 AM May 31st
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in reply to benjaminkelley
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@ I'm sorry, but that is really funny. Happy unbirthday.
9:12 AM May 31st
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in reply to benjaminkelley
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It's foolish to think our kids aren't going to have sex ever. So, are you a parent who they can talk with?
8:32 AM May 31st
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@ I'll just bring you with me. Right?
8:26 AM May 31st
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in reply to soccer7paige
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Way to get a head in life: Porn actor suspected of murder & of mailing severed body parts to Canadian politicians:
8:23 AM May 31st
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Love me a good dream with some conflict I can learn from. 'Cause is now my new phrase.
8:15 AM May 31st
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Woke up dreaming I was walking dog with @ & some lady said something rude. I barked, "It's too early to be such a bitch".
8:08 AM May 31st
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It was nice getting out last night and confirm that @ did in fact have a birthday.
7:54 AM May 31st
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Trains are lovely to watch, when you don't need to be anywhere.
4:15 PM May 30th
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I35 North at Lamar is broken. Beware.
4:14 PM May 30th
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Let's hope I don't have a nipple slip tonight.
4:08 PM May 30th
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Don't get me wrong, I do like my life in Kansas, I just dislike the seasons. How many more summers can I withstand?
11:57 AM May 30th
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@ You need to tweet something my dearest. Something profound or ironic!
8:35 AM May 30th
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No, I don't think hitting golf balls off the roof of a hospital is entirely safe. TV isn't real life.
12:22 AM May 30th
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@ Yep, can't sleep either. I bet it is great riding weather. Enjoy.
11:23 PM May 29th
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in reply to benjaminkelley
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Jon Stewart on : ... It’s like if the c-word & the n-word had a baby…named ObamaCare.
9:23 PM May 29th
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New game: At airport, walk quickly past somebody & say, very quietly, right into their ear, "Don't get on the plane." (via @)
3:45 PM May 29th
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in reply to michaelianblack
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"They need to hear a helmet" RT @: I see wrongway riding daily because they think it's safe. Not!
3:39 PM May 29th
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Photographer beaten up by Justin Bieber says pop star’s fists were “fabulously moisturized” and “soft as angel food cake.” (via WitStream)
3:25 PM May 29th
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@ I got one of those also @ She locks herself in bathroom during storms. She can feel yours coming this way.
5:59 AM May 28th
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in reply to TheYazata
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- Name Alison
- Location Kansas
- Web http://donttouchm...
- Bio Canadian transplant living in Kansas. Uncovering laughter, joy and sanity in everyday life. Foster and Adoptive Parent. Warning: I'm not very polite.
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