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  1. A big hi to all my new poo friends. Hope you all enjoy my daily updates. Jobbies out.
  2. Fuck me a whole load of time working this stick brown mess out and all I get in return is pins and needles in my legs. Time to wipe and go.
  3. Getting my poo table back on track. 20:19 tonight. Spicey pizza is heading for the emergency exit.
  4. @DumpGirl well done dump girl. Keep pushin. I have been told giving birth is like shifting a gigantic turd.
  5. Monday nights late night poo has killed my regular time table. Now I am crapping at 10 pm
  6. @ztephen lol. No I want to stew a bit. Lol. Twat.
  7. @ztephen what the fuck!!!!!!. There is a World of abuse just waiting for you.
  8. Trust this to be the longest shit ever had by man. Long logs of love passing down the river.
  9. Bad accident on the m8 sent me up the Alley without a paddle.
  10. Breaking new boundaries in pooing 00:34. My latest poo on a working night ever.
  11. Bombing toilet number 3 this morning. Just want a change.
  12. @ztephen it looks like I am going to be busy over the Xmas period. I hope they like turkey flavour.
  13. Early morning hang over jobby. There is something nice about the effortless poo.
  14. Bong. I have just squeezed out 32 boxes of rum choclate balls. Lol. Now try eating them mother fucker. Bong.
  15. Was a quick crap tonight as I need to get other shit done.
  16. Raining cats and dogs outside. Brown flakes of poo inside.
  17. It's like a dam opening the flood gate. Go and be free my beauties.
  18. Come out come out where ever you are. 2 day no poo and I know you are in there.
  19. The late night jobby last night has upset my poo clock. No jobby to report today. Well not yet.
  20. Day 2 and this festering brown Taliban fighter is just about to be ejected from his cave.