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Pookie275

900+ for Mothers day. My body is 86'd. 12:14 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPad
“@JohnAxford: Yo is excited for this bus to Alcatraz! instagr.am/p/KLED6Svj-K/” Only person ever to be excited to go to prison. 11:24 AM May 3rd via Twitter for iPad
MensHumor You never quite know how idiotic people are until you work in the service industry. #truth 8:00 AM May 3rd via HootSuite Retweeted by Pookie275 and 2968 others
“@rondarousey only thing cool about krillin is that he hooked up with 18” What?! Destructo disc all day long! Baller stuff right there! 8:39 PM May 1st via Twitter for iPad
@HypeOrDie didn't anyone tell Kung Lao that he isn't supposed to leave his luggage unattended at the airport!?! 10:11 AM May 1st via Twitter for iPad in reply to HypeOrDie
"If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." - Muhammad Ali 10:52 PM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPad
@BrewerGirl823 and now everyone that isn't a #Brewers fan will be screaming about PEDs. At least we know our boy is clean! #Brauny 9:14 PM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPad in reply to BrewerGirl823
RondaRousey “@HurrkaDurrp: @RondaRousey What would you rather be: A Super Saiyan or Pokemon Trainer? Choose wisely.” super saiyan!! #nocontest 7:59 PM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Pookie275 and 15 others
FactUP Wearing tight pants can lead to impotence in men. Take note, hipsters. 7:31 AM Apr 26th via HootSuite Retweeted by Pookie275 and 1792 others
@ClayMatthews52 Are you looking for the guys from Shawshank Redemption? 1:28 PM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPad in reply to ClayMatthews52
@JennyJohnsonHi5 Larry's shit is banannas. 1:26 PM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPad in reply to JennyJohnsonHi5
Are tv producers going to just turn every occupation into a reality tv show? 9:18 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPad
@CarynDaane don't you mean "Troc?" that's what the insiders call it. Also, I once called an oven, the "ovs." ;) Happy Saturday! 9:00 AM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPad in reply to CarynDaane
Can't quite pull off the @JohnAxford, so i will support the #Brewers in the style of Pete Vuckovich. twitter.com/Pookie275/stat… 10:27 AM Apr 27th via Photos on iOS
MensHumor I’d like to see things from my coworker's point of view, but I can’t stick my head that far up my ass. 7:30 AM Apr 27th via HootSuite Retweeted by Pookie275 and 1512 others
T_UKMMA RT IF YOU THNK KOSCHECK GETS BEAT UP BY........ @JohnyHendricks !!! 2:00 PM Apr 26th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by Pookie275 and 65 others
@RondaRousey since all the countries are doing it, thought I'd rep a state. Hi from Wisconsin! 11:56 AM Apr 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
JohnAxford The Bullpen "Crew"-tang clan! The Mexecutioner, 2Seam Dreama, The ODV, Emanuel Faces, M8, Ax-Face Killa, KILL-rod, The Impersonata! #Awesome 9:12 AM Apr 25th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by Pookie275 and 162 others
“@arielhelwani: Overeem: I gave that up to get off the horse... and when that is up, get back on the horse.” Then eat that horse. 12:55 PM Apr 24th via Twitter for iPad
I'm pretty sure there needs to be an epic stach-off between @Unclecreepymma and @JohnAxford. 12:52 PM Apr 24th via Twitter for iPad