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PoliticallyILL1

  1. I just starfucked the last twenty minutes of tweets of everyone I follow. I so have the most malicious strain of AIDs possible. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. You guys have to see this! Someone should really give a trophy to my Hard-on. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Secretariat got laid a lot. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. “@HeyAmie: My arms are cold, but if I put them under the covers, I can't tweet. My life is so complex.” I love my hands under your covers. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @Vanlynlaw You next. Sista' in tha Stouffer aisle. ;~D about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Vanlynlaw
  6. I will so finger you if your last name is Spivey. **@SaraESpivey @shellyspivey ** #ff & fully fingerable & fistable about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. I am so up for fucking Diane Lane in a phone booth tonight. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. When blind people eat at Red Lobster, do they see food differently? about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Whenever I see two girlfriends hug goodbye, is it wrong to scream out "Spank that pussy!!!"? about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Thank You Pizza Hut for your iPhone app.!!! I was hoping never to have to learn Spanish. Or Ebonics. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Half Price Books is gonna be so pissed that I ripped out every other page of every book there. But I wanted their name to make sense. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  12. These assholes at my office apparently don't know the difference between tweeting out loud and talking out loud. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  13. For the last few months people have been saying I look a lot like that one guy....at the post office....in the composite sketch. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Just learned that Zuckerberg tries to act black when he goes out to eat. By that I mean he doesn't leave a tip. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  15. My Sleep Number is: never as high as my blood alcohol content. 8:10 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. I'm just going to let twitter pick who I follow. Oh wait, that shit's been happening since I got on this fucking site. 7:38 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
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  • Bio Heartless, insensitive observations ~ Director of Facetiousness@ http://PoliticallyILL1.com/ Also a righter and commedianne. And a liar.
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