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  1. @UglyGeezer How the fuck do you use the Jubilee to "restore strained relationships"?
  2. Getting some great spam comments on @FrugalGaming lately: "Thanks a lot and I'm taking a look forward to touch you" I think I need an adult!
  3. The Gravity Rush demo is pretty fun, not sure if the full game will be worth £30 though?
  4. @UglyGeezer So what you're saying is that you're after a ladyboy?
  5. @UglyGeezer More of a Ramsay man then?
  6. @UglyGeezer "Cooking" eh? We all know you want to get in to Jamie Olivers Chocolate Pudding.
  7. @UglyGeezer Because you're a dirty cunt is why.
  8. Who's this Mr Right bloke and why are women always trying to find him?
  9. @IanMorris78 I get a letter every few months or so, never had a phonecall from them though.
  10. @britishgaming Shunt would come in during the middle of the scuffle to fuck them all up.
  11. @IanMorris78 I hope nobody in my family gets a Win 8 PC. Metro will confuse the shit out of them & I'll have to explain EVERYTHING to them.
  12. @IanMorris78 I keep thinking of trying it out, but the problem is that I care so less that I can't be arsed to try it out for free.
  13. Shouldn't this new Star Wars game be announced next week, rather than today?
  14. @UglyGeezer Oh man that guy's so precious. <3
  15. @UglyGeezer Where do you find these people? :p
  16. Was supposed to go on a date today but she didnt show up. Got a Cheeseburger on the way home, now playing Halo #ForeverAlone :(
  17. Gotta love it when someone says they're going to turn up and then they don't without telling you anything...
  18. @IanMorris78 I think I'd probably extend this law to video as well. Pisses me off when someones YouTube profile auto-plays a video.