PointyChicken
Kevins and Chrises are better pool players than Mikes.
| PointyChicken An Ivy crawled all the way up to my balcony while I was away and curled around my barbecue grill. I don't want to dislodge it. |
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| PointyChicken Petitioning the condo association for a parapet and a moat... just in case those goth kids decide to lay siege on us. |
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| PointyChicken Lyle Lovett's lyric, "Honey, put down that flyswatter/And pour me some ice water", makes me incredibly happy. |
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| PointyChicken In my past life, according to the fortune teller, I was either a Canadian allergist who loved too much or Napoleon. I'm OK with either one. |
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| PointyChicken @loresjoberg Oh, come let us stevedore him |
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| PointyChicken Terry Gross sounds upbeat and refreshed this week. |
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| PointyChicken The cardinal that chirped outside my window every morning has been gone all week. (The bird, not the senior ecclesiastical official) |
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| PointyChicken The whole neighborhood smells of bbq and suntan lotion. Good times ahead. |
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| PointyChicken These cheap eggs seem to have thinner shells. Mmm...crunchy omelets. |
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| PointyChicken To the jackass who reprogrammed all the presets on my car stereo: may you pass your days bald and lonely. |
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| PointyChicken Do all Frenchmen wear berets and hooped shirts and ride bikes festooned with onions? http://tinyurl.com/57ezyb |
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| PointyChicken When renewing your driver's license in the state of Illinois, know that your Subway Sandwich Card is not recognized as a valid form of ID. |
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| PointyChicken If not for beer and a tendency towards inertia, I'd have a magnificent set of abs. |
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| PointyChicken Jack just wants his toast. http://tinyurl.com/682g44 |
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| PointyChicken I know we've been through this before, but which one is Shinola, again? |
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| PointyChicken 1...Splash aromatic bitters on a lime wedge. 2...Suck hard on lime wedge for as long as you can. 3...Say goodbye to the hiccups. |
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| PointyChicken Found a white hair this morning. It's all downhill from here. |
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| PointyChicken With the soaring cost of living, it's nice to see t-shirts advertising moustache rides at 25¢. They're seemingly unaffacted by inflation. |
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| PointyChicken Ice Cream Day at the office. Informal polling suggests a direct correlation between hat size and susceptibility to brain-freeze. |
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