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  1. Hate to generalize, but women are the devil. An attractive, conniving the devil. about 6 hours ago from web
  2. I smell bar brawl. 5:06 PM Dec 5th from txt
  3. Surprising the little sister on her birthday with a visit tomorrow morning. Most surprising will probably be the lack of gifts I bestow. 4:30 PM Dec 4th from web
  4. Today's #followfriday list is podcast exclusive. Wrap your head around THAT. @frankanderik @grahamclark @21CP @NeverNotFunny @PaulGoebelShow 3:50 PM Dec 4th from web
  5. "Premature" is one of our more depressing adjectives. 2:04 PM Dec 3rd from web
  6. Ok, guys. Talk of yard sales and childhood crushes afoot. Breathe deeply and download the shit out of us. http://tinyurl.com/b2q5rt 1:03 PM Dec 3rd from web
  7. @Laurenski I always saw him as a less hardcore Brian Dennehy. Thrilled to know we've infiltrated your subconscious! 12:58 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to Laurenski
  8. Carnie Wilson's War #benandjerryfailures 3:22 PM Dec 2nd from web
  9. Viggo Mortensen's eyes are an Oscar shoo-in this year. 1:51 PM Nov 30th from web
  10. Tonight I've chosen to be the guy that playfully calls everyone a filthy animal. Too late to talk me out of it. See you on the other side! 9:20 PM Nov 29th from web
  11. Ep. 73 of Planned Brotherhood is slightly more satisfying than your disgusting leftovers sandwich! http://tinyurl.com/b2q5rt 7:16 PM Nov 29th from web
  12. The Marshall Mathers LP is one of the best albums of all time and 2009 will not convince me otherwise. 5:29 PM Nov 28th from txt
  13. Full of pumpkin filling and hate but my phone is dead. The exes lucked out this year. 1:38 PM Nov 27th from web
  14. Hobo pitched "The Dalai Lama of Sacramento" in exchange for a cigarette. Now to track down Matt Dillon and convince him it's come to this.. 12:45 PM Nov 24th from web
  15. Cat fag is ok to say, right? Wait wait, lemme give it some context. "That cat fag bastard is fucking adorable." 7:52 PM Nov 22nd from web
  16. Ahw, lookit her! All adorable and desperate. 4:53 PM Nov 22nd from web
  17. RT @fedge: Look! It's Silly Sunday: http://bit.ly/8f58GG 3:51 PM Nov 22nd from web
  18. Literally every sock I own has a hole in the heel. Once again proving my feet are more punk rock than I could ever hope to be. 3:20 PM Nov 22nd from web
  19. SEATTLE: Due to illness I have a pair of tickets to The Swell Season tonight. Get dibs and I'll only cough on you twice during the handoff. 2:42 PM Nov 22nd from web
  20. Fever dream 2 nights running puts me as the guy who decides whether or not you're worthy to meet the president. I'm going to miss this flu. 11:25 AM Nov 22nd from web