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  1. @MomsOutLoudDFW How infinitely kewl! about 16 hours ago from web in reply to MomsOutLoudDFW
  2. RT @MomsOutLoudDFW: @PlanetMom - I saw a bumper sticker today that said "Wag More Bark Less" - thought of yours!! about 16 hours ago from web
  3. But I may be forced to employ Plan B when my kids figure out they'll be getting shots and whatnot. Promising ponies, of course. 11:43 AM Nov 20th from web
  4. Off to get the brood vaccinated. Nope, I didn't tell a soul of my evil plan. Because I loathe wailing and gnashing of teeth. That's why. 11:41 AM Nov 20th from web
  5. @amysorrells And your dog is probably thinking, "This is different." Good Lord, I have to follow you now. You're a hoot! :-) 11:24 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to amysorrells
  6. @amysorrells Well I for one am relieved to know you're not cowering in a closet as a result. You're not cowering in a closet, are you? 11:14 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to amysorrells
  7. @WolfsonLiterary WTF? Your barrage of tweets is probably making @amysorrells...I dunno...paranoid? Or maybe...peeved? Or perhaps...amused? 11:06 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to WolfsonLiterary
  8. @HallmarkEdge Funny, I just wrote an immensely cathartic piece (okay, a tirade) on that topic. Lemme know if you'd like to read it sometime. 6:17 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to HallmarkEdge
  9. RT @ScaryMommy: Any tips for getting your children to calm the fuck down? Mine turn into maniacs at night and I am SICK of it. 6:11 PM Nov 19th from web
  10. RT @HallmarkEdge: What are you thankful for? And not the usual...family, friends, blah blah blah. What are you REALLY thankful for? 'Fes ... 6:09 PM Nov 19th from web
  11. @sweatpantsmom Good thing I wasn't drinking when I read, "...inflatable cat dolls at the pet porn shop?" That's twisted. Funny, but twisted. 3:29 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to sweatpantsmom
  12. RT @sweatpantsmom We can't get our cat to stop humping my daughter's Beatles blanket. Do they sell inflatable cat dolls @ the pet porn shop? 3:26 PM Nov 17th from web
  13. "Wag more. Bark less." Words to live by! Check out my t-shirts, mousepads, bumper stickers and fridge magnets! http://zazzle.com/planetmom 3:22 PM Nov 17th from web
  14. "Wag more. Bark less." Words to live by! Check out my t-shirts, mouse pads, bumper stickers & fridge magnets http://www.zazzle.com/plane... 4:51 AM Nov 17th from web
  15. @ParentingAuthor Still basking in my wonderfulness here...thanks to you. :-) 2:31 PM Nov 16th from web in reply to ParentingAuthor
  16. @ParentingAuthor Comments like that are likely to make my head swell. Now I feel compelled to do nothing but bask in my wonderfulness. Ha! 10:14 AM Nov 16th from web in reply to ParentingAuthor
  17. "Wag more. Bark less." Check out my wicked cool t-shirts, mouse pads, bumper stickers & fridge magnets here http://www.zazzle.com/plane...! 9:52 AM Nov 16th from web
  18. @ParentingAuthor Hey, Susan! Thanks so much for the tweet--and for letting me guest blog "November's Sweet Indulgence." http://bit.ly/2YCXZT 6:17 AM Nov 16th from web in reply to ParentingAuthor
  19. Check out my new words-to-live-by BUMPER STICKER! "Wag more. Bark Less." http://preview.tinyurl.com/... 7:22 PM Nov 15th from web
  20. Confession: I stress (to a ridiculous degree) about what my kids tell their teachers. Read "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" http://bit.ly/3YRjgl 8:16 AM Nov 13th from web