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  1. Confession: I stress (to a ridiculous degree) about what my kids tell their teachers. Read "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" http://bit.ly/3YRjgl 8:16 AM Nov 13th from web
  2. It's almost Thanksgiving, tweeple! Read my wicked funny piece, "A Time to Give Thanks--Pilgrim Style" http://preview.tinyurl.com/... 8:10 AM Nov 13th from web
  3. @krustythecat Bummer. But at least you know the end (of the cold) is nigh. ;-) 7:51 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to krustythecat
  4. Riddle me this: When a stick bug reproduces, are the resulting offspring called twigs? Help me out here. I simply MUST know. 7:50 AM Nov 13th from web
  5. For the life of me, I can't wipe away the image of my dog wearing THE CONE OF SHAME. Good God, he looked like a satellite dish. 7:47 AM Nov 13th from web
  6. @krustythecat Laryngitis? I feel your pain. I suffered from said miserableness for SEVEN WHOLE DAYS! My brood, however, was thrilled. ;-) 7:42 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to krustythecat
  7. Omfg. Obscenely Funny Balloon Boy Clip. "Who the hell is Wolf?!" (as in Wolf Blitzer of CNN) http://tinyurl.com/yzspckg #balloonboy 7:39 AM Nov 13th from web
  8. Check out my NEW BLOGGER BUMPER STICKERS (http://tinyurl.com/yfjhkl7)!! Because you simply MUST flaunt your remarkableness! #blogger 7:35 AM Nov 13th from web
  9. Don't Ask, Don't Tell http://bit.ly/3YRjgl 8:33 AM Nov 12th from TypePad
  10. The Chicken Man and I rousted our brood out of bed with pancakes BEFORE DAWN AGAIN! And it worked! AGAIN! Wickedly clever scheme, methinks. 4:50 AM Nov 11th from web
  11. Deadlines are screaming like banshees in my ear. So what does an imbecile like me do? Run the silly ass vacuum cleaner. That's what. Grrrrr! 9:48 AM Nov 10th from web
  12. My parents are selling my childhood home. Earlier today, I walked through our woods for the last time. I had no idea how hard that would be. 6:21 PM Nov 8th from web
  13. Remind me 2 NEVER AGAIN let my curmudgeonly brood fall asleep on the couch THIS LATE. That said, I wasn't bright enough to plant PJ's there. 7:22 PM Nov 6th from web
  14. @sweetney I, too, suffered from List Phobia. Out of sheer curiosity, I clicked & clicked some more. I made lists & checked boxes. Success! 3:56 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to sweetney
  15. Bored, so decided to hang out on Zazzle and make this bumper sticker - http://bit.ly/3YJ2xY 5:24 PM Nov 5th from API
  16. Check out my new BLOGGER BUMPER STICKERS (http://tinyurl.com/yfjhkl7)!! Because you simply MUST flaunt your remarkableness! #blogger 5:18 PM Nov 5th from web
  17. @OutNumberedisMe Upstart Crow Literary in Brooklyn. From what I can tell, they're a nice bunch of people. www.upstartcrowliterary.com 5:45 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to OutNumberedisMe
  18. @lauriewrites I need a visual. Translation: For the love of God, what's going on in Intercourse, PA?! Sex, I suspect. 12:15 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to lauriewrites
  19. @lauriewrites Watch out for Intercourse (allegedly occurring within those dastardly buggies, of course). Tee hee. 11:32 AM Nov 4th from web in reply to lauriewrites
  20. @daniellechiotti Just imagine they're all 3rd graders w/ gnat-like attention spans. Um, maybe that's worse. Kudos on the speaking gig, btw. 11:29 AM Nov 4th from web in reply to daniellechiotti