Pizon
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Billy Mays is the 2pac of infomercials. How he still coming out with new joints?
about 10 hours ago
from UberTwitter
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@ Doing nothing is the most tiring activity.
about 11 hours ago
from UberTwitter
in reply to mousebudden
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I saw a fat dude walking with a small chick and caught the image of a whale with a bird on its back.
about 14 hours ago
from UberTwitter
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Twitter fell off when you could no longer see replies to people you weren't following. That was the whole fun.
about 14 hours ago
from UberTwitter
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@ Beyonce body, Beyonce lips, Beyonce eyes, my brain.
about 14 hours ago
from UberTwitter
in reply to myfabolouslife
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How is there not a DOA remix with Young Jeezy, Lil Wayne, and Andre 3000?
about 17 hours ago
from UberTwitter
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50 Cent is blaming the pressing plant for his first week numbers. I love this guy.
5:38 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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I'm terrible at remembering how much things cost, especially if I paid for them months/years ago. I don't really pay attention to that.
4:38 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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RT @: Watching cnn. A woman has lost disability benefits after an insurance co. investigated her facebook page. As I said
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3:09 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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I will not see New Moon. In fact, I will live the rest of my days without having seen one Twilight movie or read one book.
1:31 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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Obama has fund set up to raise money to fight Sarah Palin. Why does it feel like she's getting too much attention?
9:54 AM Nov 21st
from UberTwitter
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@ Isn't that just the "Where I'm From" instrumental?
8:25 PM Nov 20th
from web
in reply to mousebudden
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When you love someone who doesn't love herself?
8:24 PM Nov 20th
from web
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@ Yo momma's so fat, if she was a wrestler her finisher would be the Big Splash.
8:19 PM Nov 20th
from UberTwitter
in reply to noreaga
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"I knew I was getting sick because my cold sores flared up."
10:34 AM Nov 19th
from web
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Every time a teenage girl hits me up on MySpace, I think someone is trying to me.
10:33 AM Nov 19th
from web
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I had a few beers and pizza and feel sick. Sucks because I've got so much to do, but am physically unable.
9:18 PM Nov 18th
from UberTwitter
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Getting laid or getting paid?
9:14 AM Nov 18th
from UberTwitter
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@ I read that as "backstage head" and made a mental note to NOT click that link.
1:25 PM Nov 17th
from UberTwitter
in reply to nodqdotcom
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@ I saw a few of those cars on eBay.
1:23 PM Nov 17th
from UberTwitter
in reply to NINASKY
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