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  1. Billy Mays is the 2pac of infomercials. How he still coming out with new joints? about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. @mousebudden Doing nothing is the most tiring activity. about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to mousebudden
  3. I saw a fat dude walking with a small chick and caught the image of a whale with a bird on its back. about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter
  4. Twitter fell off when you could no longer see replies to people you weren't following. That was the whole fun. about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. @myfabolouslife #perfectwoman Beyonce body, Beyonce lips, Beyonce eyes, my brain. about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to myfabolouslife
  6. How is there not a DOA remix with Young Jeezy, Lil Wayne, and Andre 3000? about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter
  7. 50 Cent is blaming the pressing plant for his first week numbers. I love this guy. 5:38 PM Nov 23rd from web
  8. I'm terrible at remembering how much things cost, especially if I paid for them months/years ago. I don't really pay attention to that. 4:38 PM Nov 23rd from web
  9. RT @sharoncarpenter: Watching cnn. A woman has lost disability benefits after an insurance co. investigated her facebook page. As I said ... 3:09 PM Nov 23rd from web
  10. I will not see New Moon. In fact, I will live the rest of my days without having seen one Twilight movie or read one book. 1:31 PM Nov 23rd from web
  11. Obama has fund set up to raise money to fight Sarah Palin. Why does it feel like she's getting too much attention? 9:54 AM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  12. @mousebudden Isn't that just the "Where I'm From" instrumental? 8:25 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to mousebudden
  13. #whatdoyoudo When you love someone who doesn't love herself? 8:24 PM Nov 20th from web
  14. @noreaga #jokes Yo momma's so fat, if she was a wrestler her finisher would be the Big Splash. 8:19 PM Nov 20th from UberTwitter in reply to noreaga
  15. #nottosayonfirstdate "I knew I was getting sick because my cold sores flared up." 10:34 AM Nov 19th from web
  16. Every time a teenage girl hits me up on MySpace, I think someone is trying to #chrishansen me. 10:33 AM Nov 19th from web
  17. I had a few beers and pizza and feel sick. Sucks because I've got so much to do, but am physically unable. 9:18 PM Nov 18th from UberTwitter
  18. #whatsbetter Getting laid or getting paid? 9:14 AM Nov 18th from UberTwitter
  19. @nodqdotcom I read that as "backstage head" and made a mental note to NOT click that link. 1:25 PM Nov 17th from UberTwitter in reply to nodqdotcom
  20. @NINASKY I saw a few of those cars on eBay. 1:23 PM Nov 17th from UberTwitter in reply to NINASKY