PixieChaser
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Hardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says "no."
about 1 hour ago
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Is Mr. Potato Head baked?
about 19 hours ago
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If the early bird gets the worm...can I sleep in and get some bacon???
about 22 hours ago
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A new phrase for all of you to learn: "Deja moo"... a feeling that you've heard that bullshit before!
about 23 hours ago
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The secret to life: breathe in, breathe out, repeat!
3:45 AM May 29th
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Just heard: Shot my first turkey yesterday...scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section...It was awesome!!!
12:04 AM May 29th
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You know it's hot when you go to let the dog out and they give you a look that says, "It's OK- I'll hold it longer".
9:38 PM May 28th
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Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
3:59 AM May 28th
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Stand your ground... instead of being the ground that other people stand on...
1:22 AM May 28th
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I love doors that read "This door should remain closed and locked at all times." We have enough of those; they're called walls.
9:32 PM May 27th
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Remember: Prison orange is not your color... Prison orange is not your color.. Prison orange is not your color.
4:28 AM May 27th
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Ever think if people combined Twitter, Face book, and You-tube together it would be called, You twit face!
1:44 AM May 27th
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Some people are the flowers in your garden of life. Others are the manure that makes your garden stronger.
9:34 PM May 26th
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"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back."
1:52 AM May 26th
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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
12:44 AM May 26th
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Girls, if a guy wants to take you to Hooters on the first date, run far, far away!!
9:43 PM May 25th
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If you're happy and you know it, share your meds!
4:52 AM May 25th
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Sometimes I want to withdraw from humanity and live in a cave, but then I realize I wouldn't have Internet access.
1:10 AM May 25th
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If I'm ever on life support, pull the plug and plug it back in. See if that works.
10:52 PM May 24th
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When i am on my death bed and all my friends and family are there, i want my last words to be."i left a million dollars in the..."
1:11 AM May 24th
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- Name Meghan
- Location Wilmington, NC
- Web http://www.mmrile...
- Bio U of Maryland English Literature graduate. Writer, dreamer, gamer..
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