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Pirra_Jaide

My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/3JxWop5:25 AM Jul 2nd from API
am wondering why I keep getting twittascope tweets???5:43 PM Jul 1st from web
My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/3JxWop2:32 PM Jul 1st from web
is the #moonfruit some kind of euphemism about Michael Jacksons mental health (or lack of) or a reference to his spawn??? Or actual fruit?5:50 AM Jul 1st from web
Pretty nails, pretty hair, smooth legs and a man inbound.....tomorrow will be full of win!5:47 AM Jul 1st from web
My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/3JxWop4:11 AM Jul 1st from web
I need about 80 shots of espresso....NOW!3:14 PM Jun 30th from web
waking up before running around and doing all that needs doing in preparation for the Bipeds homecoming tomorrow....3:13 PM Jun 30th from web
My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/3JxWop11:07 AM Jun 29th from web
@avflox Well I don't think one could get more serious than married. So yes, I take mine seriously.5:30 AM Jun 29th from web in reply to avflox
My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/3JxWop2:43 AM Jun 29th from web
I love that my kids are learning about political allegory and social dynamics by reading Harry Potter and The Wizard of Oz.7:56 PM Jun 28th from web
@katogden that's so gorgeous!4:45 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to katogden
My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/3JxWop2:47 AM Jun 28th from web
@fnkycolbrendina Better to be nutty than a toilet baby....How do these women not know they are pregnant? Are they all functionally retarded?1:50 AM Jun 28th from web in reply to fnkycolbrendina
@KenShima it'll be the same thing either way. The Biped returns after a trip away.....let the preparations begin!1:46 AM Jun 28th from web in reply to KenShima
Is on a one handed count down.....I'm not sure who's more excited, me or my vagina...10:14 PM Jun 27th from web
wishes she could hose the outside of the house, have it shake dog style and BANG! House clean.....no? Too much suspension of reality? damn5:32 PM Jun 27th from web
My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/3JxWop8:57 AM Jun 27th from web
feels refreshed and new3:42 AM Jun 27th from web

Name Pirra_Jaide
Location Far North Queensland
Bio Full time carer of three howler monkeys and one large hairy biped. Who may or may not be fueled by caffine.