PirateJenny1
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@ Go to the mall and trip people.
about 5 hours ago
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- Why do you let grandma near me? I am not Pebbles. I am Elphaba the Wicked.
about 7 hours ago
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@ Good morning saucy wench...
about 8 hours ago
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Hairy knuckles. Very hairy knuckles! Whywhywhy?
about 24 hours ago
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It's, like, 80 here today. Mother Nature's being quite a dick today.
2:11 PM Dec 18th
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@ The tweet-to-text interface seems to be slurged today.
12:52 PM Dec 18th
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I am booked for 16 solid hours today. This isn't going to be pretty.
11:56 AM Dec 18th
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@ LMAO! Chaste? WTF!
11:41 AM Dec 18th
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@ No one's ever commented on my feet before. I feel kind of diiiirty now ;-)
11:36 AM Dec 18th
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- This is the saddest tree ever :-(
11:32 AM Dec 18th
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just jinxed urself! RT @: Dear baby Jesus, thank u 4 never cursing me w/ an unplanned pregnancy. So many whiny toddlers today!
10:44 AM Dec 18th
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@ Ah yes, I remember sneaking bright blue eye shadow into my bag and putting it on at school. It was hideous.
10:02 AM Dec 18th
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@ How do you remember this stuff? I rarely wore/wear lipstick. I'm lazy!
9:57 AM Dec 18th
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@ That's not gross, so it can stay. Unless it's veggie flavored.
9:31 AM Dec 18th
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People! When strangers come to your home could you please put away your butt creams and constipation meds? Mmmkay? Thx!
9:24 AM Dec 18th
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omg Arizonans don't understand traffic circles! If you're in it, YOU have the ROW! Learn it, live it, love it aholes!
7:49 AM Dec 18th
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It's a bad, baaad hair day Charlie Brown. I should probably turn some lights on when I'm getting ready. Fucknugget!
6:50 AM Dec 18th
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Holy mistletoe Batman! It's Friday? SHUT THE EFF UP! I didn't know. I feel better.
6:14 AM Dec 18th
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- Battery died in my scale. I fixed it. Yeah I need a pedicure - shut it!
4:54 AM Dec 18th
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This pirate is setting sail for Dreamland. Know what's good about migraines? Narcotics. g'night you saucy wenches.
9:18 PM Dec 17th
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- Name Jenny Shultz
- Location Phoenix, Arizona
- Web http://justjennyr...
- Bio Award winning mom, closet writer and collector of musical instruments I don't know how to play.
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