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  1. so tired. so tired of so many things.
  2. @loonachic yea i had to do that a few months back. twitter exploded too much. like a prolapsed rectum of interweb.
  3. @deantrippe omg i know! insane.
  4. @posalootly if the donor had a crim record then we'd be talkin. haha good question
  5. Run seven miles - check.
  6. dear scumbag landlord, the radiators havent been on in at least 3 days.
  7. Sigh. Ok. Cool again. Just had an awesome patient. :)
  8. Honestly some nurses are ASSHOLES. Like this lady! Aaargh
  9. @loonachic dooooo eeet. think of all the delicious pie and cute puppy dogs there would be!
  10. @chris_fed excuses excuses.
  11. @loonachic im pretty sure they have some bags of dicks you could photograph.
  12. oh merciful heavens! jeremy irons reading william blake. <3 <3 <3 http://www.themorgan.org/collections/works/blake/default.asp
  13. @davecaputo hey when are you throwing a par-tay? hrrrrrrrm? i have some exuberance should you need to borrow any.
  14. @victoranomalous i know! insane. Wire fans are good like that i guess. i still have 2 seasons left as well.
  15. @loonachic YES! thats fucking awesome! you can totally crash here!
  16. @henrybarajas hahaha it SHOULD be called Bank of Jerks
  17. Is it really 3:35? Why does it look like 7? Is this Portland? Whaaaat is up. My head hurts
  18. guess who's got 2 thumbs and gets to go back to Bank of America to hash shit out?
  19. RT @loonachic RT @slewis: So cool! Check this out: http://betamaxmas.com/ WHOA THAT IS SWEEEEEEET
  20. @loonachic hahah that lady is totally weighing a bag of dicks