Piraper
- Ye be calling that a tasty "egg roll". I have an egg roll for ye, and it includes a wee bit of puss10:59 AM Jun 4th from web
- Argghhhh. Finally I took a picture of meself for all ye to see http://ydcgtd.ytmnd.com/ Enjoy twitter d-bags! Arghhhhhhh10:58 AM Jun 4th from web
- @RyanSeacrest arghhhhh. ye shouldn't eat eggs. look where ye eggs be coming from. arghhhhh. even chocolate eggs.10:38 AM Apr 10th from web in reply to RyanSeacrest
- @Audiopimpstress @SLUTLUST Arghhhhh lasses. I be having something fishy that ye can put in ye mouths. Arghhhhhh. And it ain't a fish stick10:34 AM Apr 10th from web
- arghhhhhhhhhhhh. rum be a good thing for a bloke that be called me.10:43 PM Apr 9th from Twit2go
- @ELROSS Arghhhh. I suppose.11:08 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to ELROSS
- @danschawbel arghhhhh. if it be smelling like a fad, and tasting like a fad, it probably be a fag like you. arghhhh. you suck.10:45 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to danschawbel
- Argghhhh. For ye old record, the pirates off of somalia are not part of me own band. Those be some bad pirates. Arghhhh. I be a good piraper8:49 AM Apr 9th from web
- @alyankovic Arggh mate. ye be at sea world? I love sea world... but you'd guess that because I be a pirate and all. Arghhh.11:28 AM Apr 8th from web in reply to alyankovic
- Arghhhhh. I'd like to see ye try to overpower me and me own crew and throw us in the ocean. Arghhhh. Ain't gonna happen mates. ARghhhh11:24 AM Apr 8th from web
- @ELROSS if there be extra blood ye should bag it up and use it as chum so we can catch some sharks to eat... arghhhhhh10:09 PM Apr 7th from Twit2go
- @ROWD I have to disagree me mate. If ye poop on ye floor, than I might be having to flog ye and / or make ye scrub me own poop deck8:39 PM Apr 7th from web in reply to ROWD
- @davemcclure Ye Google Campfire be sounding like a place that if it did happen to catch fire might just be a giant nerd roast. Arghhhh8:38 PM Apr 7th from web in reply to davemcclure
- @Erock88 Might a gentleman suggest that while ye are at Disney, that ye be sure to check out ye Pirate ride? I may see ye there. ARghhhhh8:37 PM Apr 7th from web in reply to Erock88
- @thepiratenation arghhhhh. ye have no idea how salty this dog be me mate. argh. burp. What ship ye be a mate on? Ye should join me mates8:36 PM Apr 7th from web in reply to thepiratenation
- @evillustbunny that's me girl. find me a whore and i'll put on a show for ye, me fine, fine lass. arghhhh. ei that or i'll drink meself out8:35 PM Apr 7th from web in reply to evillustbunny
- @WitRG ai mate. it might be a might good thing to have the shitter pot update the shitter site. ARghhhhh. Me likes ye approach8:34 PM Apr 7th from web in reply to WitRG
- @pirate_razz arghhhhhh. I might be right behind ye. Are you that fat chick with the mustache?8:33 PM Apr 7th from web in reply to pirate_razz
- @mstanciu ARghhh. I be having the 3 day fever before. Arghhh. Ye might have the aids.6:33 PM Apr 7th from web in reply to ninjapunk
- In me travels to the orient, i be seeing landlubbers sitting on ye old pot, writing what they call "poo haiku". Arghhh. Shitter it be.6:27 PM Apr 7th from web
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- Name It's Captain to You
- Location SS Donkey Punch or on the Shor
- Bio Arggggg. Sailing the digital seas looking for bootie to rape, boys to enslave and smarty-pant people to chop down and feed to the sharks. Argggggggggg
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