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PillowTortoise

  1. "Do your quiet time in the morning. It's better to put on your armor *before* you go to war." - @SterlingLynn about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. "Sometimes our talent can bring us to a place that our integrity cannot keep us." - @SterlingLynn about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. "You stupid uncle, look at what you're giving me!" - Pastor Jeff @bpbc 8:55 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. The only thing we have in common with each other is that we both have nothing in common with each other. 1:01 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I kinda want to buy a case of yoohoo and ride around on a bike while throwing them at people. Everyone loves yoohoo. 12:54 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Where have you been all my life? Because you should go back there. #fb 10:19 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. "There is a high price for low living." - Pastor Jeff @bpbc 9:14 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. "I have a yeast infection, in my stomach. Which is why I need to eat the egg!" - @nc_224 6:01 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. "I have a yeasr infection, in my stomach, so I need to eat the egg!" @nc_244 10:43 PM May 25th via Mobile Web
  10. "You can't bless my beanbag." 5:31 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @m_Tank1 no, it's because I prefer to not have a soul-crusher as a friend. 8:40 PM May 23rd via web in reply to m_Tank1
  12. @hayleygirl67 it's more of a thing of how awesome-tasting milkshakes are than a thing of how terrible of a friend I am. 8:40 PM May 23rd via web in reply to hayleygirl67
  13. I'm not gonna lie, if my best friend was a milkshake, I would eat him. #fb 12:05 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  14. #ThatAwkwardMoment when @jaaronbennett says "sanctification" and it sounds like "same defecation" 5:16 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  15. @hayleygirl67 therefore, you are British. 11:49 AM May 22nd via web in reply to hayleygirl67
  16. @jaycobbson yes. Yes it do. 11:48 AM May 22nd via web in reply to jaycobbson
  17. I really hope college kids who graduated two years ago tweet about stuff at Johnson. They've definitely moved on @notatJHS 5:20 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  18. I wonder when Coach Higgins will stop being so lame. @notatJHS 5:18 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Using the word "fancy" as a verb is one of the many reasons why British people are weird. 5:09 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone