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Overheard at the Hexagon: "that's just a Marxist construction" 11:30 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
Are you a restaurant that delivers in Mpls/St Paul and are NOT on this map? blogs.citypages.com/food/2012/05/m… 8:27 AM May 30th via web
@Lussenpop 's heartbreaking and thoroughly engaging article on The Gay Selma. Put it on your to do list. citypages.com/2012-05-30/new… 8:17 AM May 30th via web
@xsssy @thoughtcatalog well im glad Mallory read as "women's studies" to pretty much everyone 12:21 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPad in reply to xsssy
I feel like if you can make your own sunshine, you probably don't need any help from Lowe's. 10:11 AM May 25th via web
@KTHeaney good news: if you google "and and diana drunk" a picture of us comes up 10:03 AM May 25th via web
@kellybarnhill well done. I feel like it's just indicative of a future no one could ever possible want. 12:08 PM May 24th via web in reply to kellybarnhill
My Liz Lemon-style dealbreaker is when people say "my favorite book is The Fountainhead." 11:57 AM May 24th via web
just try reading about the pageantry of the deviled egg by @patebrisee and then making anything else for dinner. theawl.com/2011/06/the-ul… 3:24 PM May 23rd via web
@jasonzabel at MoMA I had to do the thing where I squeezed between 2 naked people. I faced the lady which makes me normal or a sociopath . 3:48 PM May 22nd via web in reply to jasonzabel
@jasonzabel for inspiration http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marina_Abramović 3:43 PM May 22nd via web in reply to jasonzabel
Push mowed my lawn full of old acorns and diseased grass until I got a blister but now I get a free pass into the good afterlife. 3:34 PM May 22nd via web
All @NotTildaSwinton 's tweets read exactly like the synopsis of every one of Maria Abramovic's pieces. 3:29 PM May 22nd via web
I've now written "in this case, the girdle is a deep fryer" and erased it and written it again five times. To bed, I think. 10:17 PM May 21st via web
Thought all those honks were about my bouncy hair but it was people warning to get my moles checked. And to move out of the intersection. 3:13 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
@punsultant I know some places are doing that, but those places are Buffalo Wild Wings so you'd be looking up "what is a 'boneless wing'?" 9:55 AM May 18th via web in reply to punsultant
Why, when I have some important mustard-related investigative reporting to do, is Monte Carlo on demand for any time I want to watch it? 8:39 AM May 18th via web
"I don't want to put on real shoes today, but I do want to wear a full face of makeup with my pajamas." 8:15 AM May 18th via web
@jasonzabel a delicacy made of ocean tears 8:11 AM May 18th via web in reply to jasonzabel
@JoeMande @FACEBOOK I like the dial up noises in the beginning. because everyone still has dial up. This lady reminds me of Rachel Griffiths 7:58 AM May 18th via web in reply to JoeMande

Name Emily Weiss
Location Minneapolis
Web https://flavors.m...
Bio Food/restaurant writer @CityPages & sometime contributor to @TheHairpin. I think that the worst thing about hot dogs is that a serving size is only one of them.